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TMG – Episode 307, accompagnée de la description suivante :« Épisodes de bonus et épisodes gratuits de l’annonce: https://tmgstudios.tv Cody et Noel Review de la prise de sac de Conor McGregor, partagent pourquoi ils ont cessé de se branler et de discuter de la récente mugshot de Trump. De plus, la récente Bender Sudafed de Noel, la rencontre de Cody avec le PDG de YouTube, What Cum sent et leur nouveau stratagème pour collecter une armée de machines à sous. Pour une durée limitée, vous obtiendrez 50% de réduction jusqu’à 10 $ sur votre prochaine commande de 15 $ + lorsque vous vous inscrivez au plan étudiant Dashpass et entrez le code gangbtc. Achetez notre merch: http://shoptmgstudios.com Fait survient la chaîne: https://www.youtube.com/@tmgpodcashighlightsmain?sub_confirmation=1 TMG Socials: https://www.reddit.com/r/smalldelimeats/ https://twitter.com/tinymeatgang/likes https://www.instagram.com/tmgforreal/ https://www.tiktok.com/@tinymeatgang?lang=en cody http://youtube.com/codyko http://twitter.com/youtube.com/codyko http://twitter.com/youtube.com/codyko http://twitter.com/codyko. http://instagram.com/codykohttps://www.tiktok.com/@codyko?lang=en Noel http://youtube.com/thenoelmiller http://twitter.com/thenoelmiller http://instagram.com/thenoelmillerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@notnoelmiller?lang=en Si vous écoutez sur les podcasts d’Apple, allez à: https://apple.co/tmgstudios hospital TMG Studios, Cody Ko et Noel Miller. Chapitres: 0:00 Cody’s Commute From Hell 5:16 Intro 6:22 Nous sommes enceintes avec bovid 10:05 Beyonce à Vegas 11:00 DOORDASH 12:35 Noel’s Weekend Bender 14:31 Collecting Slot Machines 16:38 Verstappen: The Goat 20:11 Meeting the YouTube CEO 22: 16 Trump a tiré 33:45 Formation Nos régimes 36:01 Sweaty Kart Sesh 39:39 PDG Fire Interne non rémunéré 46:10 Cherche Instant Relief 49:38 SHAMELESSEL ONLYFANS Promo 52:54 Le sperme sent-il? 55:44 Pas de fapping dans la douche 1:00:07 Pourquoi nous avons arrêté Jerkin ‘1:06:55 Temps bonus ».

La plateforme YouTube permet une grande variété de contenus vidéo qui touchent des sujets allant de l’humour à des intérêts personnels divers. Elle met un point d’honneur à fournir un espace sûr et respectueux où chacun peut découvrir de nouveaux points de vue tout en suivant les directives communautaires.

L’abstinence transforme la vie des hommes, notamment en améliorant leur énergie et humeur.

Les bénéfices psychologiques de l’abstinence pour l’homme sont nombreux et méritent d’être étudiés.

Grâce à l’abstinence, les hommes constatent une baisse de l’anxiété et de la dépression, ainsi qu’une amélioration de leur confiance en soi. Les forums NoFap en témoignent régulièrement.

Vérifier l’impact de l’abstinence sur la fonction érectile.

Les problèmes érectiles associés à la masturbation sont courants chez l’homme, mais l’abstinence offre des solutions.

Analyser les bénéfices psychologiques de l’arrêt de la masturbation, notamment la baisse de l’anxiété et de la dépression.

Pour les hommes, l’addiction à la pornographie et à la masturbation génère une anxiété considérable. Après avoir arrêté ces comportements, beaucoup observent une réduction de la dépression et un meilleur contrôle de leurs actions.

Comment réussir sur NoFap : stratégies essentielles

Les secrets pour tenir sur NoFap selon la communauté

L’exercice, la méditation et l’évitement des déclencheurs sont des habitudes efficaces pour maintenir la motivation et atteindre ses objectifs.

Des stratégies sont essentielles pour gérer les rechutes pendant NoFap.

Les rechutes sont inévitables dans le processus NoFap, mais une étude prouve qu’elles peuvent être surmontées en se concentrant sur les objectifs et en demandant le soutien de la communauté pour éviter de se laisser décourager.

Des articles, vidéos et livres pour découvrir les effets du NoFap.

Les recherches menées par des experts comme Nicole Prause, soutenues par des études scientifiques, permettent de mieux comprendre les effets de l’addiction à la pornographie et à la masturbation, tout en offrant des solutions fondées sur la science.

NoFap : un défi pour les hommes d’aujourd’hui

Les motivations derrière NoFap sont souvent liées à la recherche d’un meilleur contrôle de soi et d’une santé améliorée.

Les membres de NoFap s’unissent pour combattre les effets de la pornographie, améliorer leur fonction érectile et réduire l’anxiété. Des études montrent qu’après l’arrêt de la pornographie, plusieurs hommes sondés ont connu une réduction des symptômes de dépression et de pensées suicidaires.

Évaluer les effets de la pornographie sur la santé mentale et physique des hommes.

Des chercheurs ont mis en évidence que la pornographie peut avoir un effet néfaste sur la santé des hommes, notamment en causant la dysfonction érectile, l’anxiété, la dépression et l’addiction. Nicole Prause a publié des études approfondies sur les conséquences de la masturbation excessive et de la pornographie sur le bien-être mental et physique.

NoFap invite à une abstinence volontaire pour renforcer la discipline personnelle.

NoFap est un mouvement prônant l’abstinence de pornographie et de masturbation, visant à libérer les hommes des effets néfastes de la dépendance. Ce concept encourage l’évitement de ces habitudes pour améliorer la santé mentale et physique tout en renforçant le bien-être général.

Au cœur du mouvement NoFap, la communauté aide les hommes à se reconstruire et à surmonter leurs défis.

Les forums NoFap sont un réseau actif pour les hommes en quête de soutien dans leur parcours d’abstinence.

Les forums offrent un soutien social crucial pour les hommes qui pratiquent l’abstinence, et proposent également des études scientifiques pour enrichir leur expérience.

Révéler l’impact bénéfique du soutien social et émotionnel dans le maintien de l’abstinence.

Les forums de la communauté Nofap fournissent une aide concrète aux hommes pour lutter contre l’anxiété et la dépression tout en offrant des conseils pour surmonter les obstacles et éviter les rechutes. Un encadrement professionnel est parfois crucial (voir ce service pour la pratique Nofap).

Analyser l’efficacité des plateformes d’entraide et des forums dans l’accompagnement des individus.

Les études scientifiques ont confirmé que les groupes de soutien en ligne, tels que les forums NoFap, sont efficaces pour aider à surmonter l’anxiété, la dépression et la dépendance à la masturbation. La solidarité entre les membres de la communauté joue un rôle clé dans ces résultats.

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Retranscription des paroles de la vidéo: wait why don’t we build more [ __ ] launch pads for this place like what there’s one oh right yeah yeah we only have one way to get up and it took me two and a half hours to get there this morning well bro two and a half hours I was just in the car for it was so funny about that nothing yeah no it’s actually it’s nothing it’s not a single thing funny at all it’s hilarious to me because for me it’s like you time traveled like you’re you’re a different person now like after those two and a half hours like you have rage you’re not he’s so angry yeah yeah you finally got to see a movie in the car so pissed off I got the wrist up like this I’m watching [Laughter] it’s not funny though still just so funny just so everyone’s clear it took Cody two and a half hours to get to the shift today and I’m just I’m [ __ ] and here’s the thing my social battery is gone also because I called my mom and I podcasted with her for an hour That’s What I Call conversation with anyone now it’s just podcasting no that’s what it turns into do you notice that when you talk to people I hate trying to be someone’s friend now why why because I’m a bad friend like why how they’ll ask me a simple question the only person who’s ever called me out on it is my driving coach okay he like asked me to do a little video with him he asked me one question I gave the longest [ __ ] answer he just looked at the camera and said you you see how I just asked him to answer me yes or no and he just wants to hear himself talk because of this you think I think podcasting has turned me into a [ __ ] idiot like people are like oh what do you like hot dogs I go um it depends yeah yeah hot dogs come and they’re like oh [ __ ] Wikipedia you see the thing with me is my mom will be like so you know what are you what’d you get up to this weekend and I’m like Mom have you seen the video that [ __ ] moose getting annihilated by that clear and she’s like no I haven’t anyway so you put yeah there’s a big plug so I’ll tell you it’s partially my fault foreign oh you’re gonna get the thing now hmm oh God it’s stuck oh no so like I go on Google Maps before I leave like I normally do I know the route I know it but you know I just like to see it on my thing so I click the studio I mean the launch pad and it says hour and 40 minutes I’m like what the [ __ ] and it’s not even letting me take the way I’m I normally do it’s not even showing that way I was like that’s so weird and so I eventually I place a pin down manually to see what the way I normally would take you know how bad the traffic is and it’s like 20 minutes longer than the other way so like damn that’s crazy so then I select the other way so I’m driving hour and a half hour and a half later I get I’m like this isn’t this is not taking me to the studio and there’s like four minutes left that’s when I told you I was like 30 minutes left or whatever I was like four minutes away from the end of the GPS and I was talking to my mom and I looked up and I’m like I’m not I’m nowhere close and I realized I had left the PIN place and I didn’t place it to work or to to the launch pad so then I’m like God [ __ ] damn it you know like when you make a mistake and it adds like 20 minutes to your drive it’s just like that’s that’s the times I just drive in silence yeah and just like bask in my own [ __ ] stupidness you know I [ __ ] hate you yeah you know so then I’m like it’s okay it’s fine it’s gonna be fine you’re gonna make it there no one’s in you know we’re not in any any Rush we all are you know but we’re trying to like be cool with this and then I so I’m I’m on the 405. to get off of the 10. and I [ __ ] take the wrong direction is there anything worse than that anything worse no then taking the wrong exit and going the wrong way on the highway yeah nothing worse than that so then I had to sit there and literally be like I had to say out loud to myself it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay calm down it’s okay silence the whole way here and then you just two and a half hours I could have went to [ __ ] San Diego that’s what I was gonna tell you I could be on the beach right now in San Diego but you’re here I could be in Mexico right now you’re here in space well that’s aren’t you excited no I am I am kind of excited [Music] the team today’s free episode if you want this episode you can find that right now on our website [Music] of the army [Music] please look at all the signs flashing your seatbelt and get ready for the base well that was only five minutes so drop in for another hour and 55 minutes it’s just like your drive it’s like you’re talking the whole time it’s the exact same thing we’re going to talk the whole time dude I’ve been getting my ass kicked by whatever this is what oh the bovid bovid yeah yeah bovid Beaufort yeah yeah covered at these balls no I tried what was that a couple of these covered no it doesn’t work yeah oh it’s gonna be a hard ass two hours man Cody trying to hit a baseball with [ __ ] flyswatter right now also my [ __ ] our best friends are in labor right now oh so that’s another thing I’m like what are they wearing my phone because what what are they working on they’re just doing hard labor right now they’re building the house trying to see updates about how the foundation is oh the concrete’s going down there and they’re laying the foundation right now nice no so that’s [ __ ] crazy yeah three weeks before the due date so it was like all of a sudden we woke up and they’re like we’re at the hospital we’re like holy [ __ ] it’s crazy yeah sorry I know this is the time it’s probably a tired thing but you know when when men say we’re pregnant yeah it’s like we yeah I know I know I got myself saying that a couple times I know every comedian has already hit on this that’s like had a child but it’s like can you really say we I just do it because like yeah I know I feel like it’s a little it does it’s a little bit disrespectful I feel like to the woman yeah but also does feel a bit like condescending or like relegating you know like oh yeah she’s pregnant yeah that feels rude too I’m not I guess it’s all fun yeah yeah and then you pull out a cigarette yeah yeah so you guys are pregnant no no not me not me cigar yeah I’m I’m drinking for all three of them yeah yeah all three of us well no you’re definitely wasted yeah what you’re definitely wasted really yo we’ll do all three yeah yeah no I met my wife my my child and my wife’s boyfriend yeah yeah yeah I’m drinking for all three of them yeah they’re a big old high family over there I’m just chilling over here big hubby you know on big hubs I’m a big Hub Hub I mean yeah our happy family yeah we just get [ __ ] up they’re doing good things yeah Mom’s there to get [ __ ] up new channel promo Brooke and Connor and Zack and wall lead show now have their own brand new channels yeah so go subscribe let’s just search broken Channel broken Channel it is going to be a long two hours Brooke and Connor make a podcast and Zach and will lead show on YouTube and subscribe to both of those they’re going to be on both videos now subscribe to cold videos [Laughter] how you feeling um I’m finally starting to feel okay but yeah I could yesterday we were talking that was like sitting all weird because I was like trying to keep my neck from like my throat to just work him you know as yesterday was like um we have I’ve been fighting off whatever the [ __ ] this is this bovin for the first five days it was just crazy body aches couldn’t leave my damn bed damn um then Alina went to Vegas oh so yeah um you’re the return of Beyonce oh yeah what was that um is that her residency or something no no she’s on she just did one show oh nice and the first one was in Vegas no no no oh but but I did she went to that show yeah okay other people at it it’s a it’s a you know when Beyonce returns to your city it’s like is she not coming to L.A next week she’s coming so why does she go to Vegas um why did she go to Vegas one of her friends is moving to New York and he’s never been to Vegas okay so they did like a double like oh nice yeah her and all her friends were like let’s see Vegas why not go to Vegas stupid ass question where would you go to Vegas well maybe because it’s the most fun place ever on earth maybe it’s because it’s the happiest place on Earth yeah it’s like adult Disneyland yeah hey guys I want to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today’s episode doordash it’s probably time to pick up groceries when you’re eating Ramen for the fourth time this week on or off campus you can use doordash to save you that last minute grocery run get the back to school Savings you really want and get unlimited free doordash delivery with dash pass just 4.99 a month for students how worth it so worth it with zero dollar delivery fees exclusive items and more than 25 000 members only offers Nationwide dash pass by doordash has everything you need to make this 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reinstall no way did you really yeah dude you were clean man that’s clean yeah well dude here’s the screen I knew you weren’t going to meetings I knew it dude I could tell I reinstalled like in four games I went up two ranks I was laughing I’m like I gotta get off this and so you know you go down ranks because you didn’t play though um I had a couple bad games and I went back down to [ __ ] mg2 which is pathetic oh my God yeah yeah it’s like tough for me to hear that yeah yeah yeah I’m sorry that reaction’s visceral I know mg what too mg2 yeah but then I had I had like a stint of like four or five games won them all was putting up buckets nice straight back to DMG yeah straight back badge yeah the wife’s away the boys will play yeah yeah so you know so naturally I am man yeah naturally I reinstalled face it nice okay good yeah good now my ELO is tumbling back into your old habits just two games yeah yeah yeah binging harder than you ever have before yeah so classic and you know on Sunday I woke up and I was like I don’t think I have a fever so I went go-karting nice nice I also didn’t sleep because I took Sudafed right before I didn’t realize like Sudafed okay yeah so it’s like three in the morning like I should smoke weed so I got a lot wow this sounds like a it’s just a combination of horrible things for your health yeah yeah I was on a bender just for Sunday video games go-karting and yeah Sudafed yeah Sudafed and yeah so that was my weekend man ranked up damn clean the house a little watch some racing did uh Lena bring home some bread or what um from Vegas oh no Las Vegas oh no no she don’t touch the okay she doesn’t gamble no but you know what what Siva sent me a tick tock for a new slot machine it’s like it’s like Mario Kart what so it’s got a steering wheel no and the spin button is the horn and then the bonus is a race you’re [ __ ] with me oh dude wait what is the steering wheel like you turn it bro it’s full on a video game you’re racing a little car where is it I don’t know I I kind of think we need to buy one because I’m going yeah yeah we need to locate it and buy it it’d be so funny to like collect slot machines yeah it’d be so funny to collect slot machines and then just have them yeah yeah exactly hilarious right charge people to charge people to use them yeah what’s this machine called is this it yeah what where is it in Vegas I’m going there on Friday so I’m about to get my hands on the steering wheel yeah I’m saying everyone listening around I was like no please um no stop no man this is awesome so she brought home no money no just just vibes see I’m gambling again like I’m if I gamble now it’s not for me yeah it’s not for my own personal enjoyment it’s for my kid it’s not funny I don’t choose you know I don’t choose to gamble it’s not like I want to I gotta make some college money for this guy you know yeah so it’s like my hands are tied you know which is sad but running rich reels holy [ __ ] sick name [ __ ] I can’t wait to post this in my uh office on my story and I’m like new racing simulator hmm Max verstappen let’s team Let’s Race each other did he win another race or something I only think about that yeah okay sorry I don’t know I saw some headlines sorry let me yeah yeah oh um yeah let me think oh yeah he did yeah what did he win um explain another race I know what’s the what’s the big deal um it was it’s three in a row for that track so three consecutive years um yeah that’s what it is too he’s tied the record uh or broken it right verstadentide Sebastian vettel’s all-time records set in 2013 of nine successive victories making it 11 for the season and he leads the championship by 138 points well how’s Lewis Hamilton doing um what is he not driving I think is third okay in the constructors see third or fifth I forget fourth yeah behind Alonzo yep um his pass race was pretty good though was it a lot of weather changes made it spicy nice a little spicy nice but you know Max is always going to win so yeah there’s really no point so he’s just gonna he’s just gonna win the whole thing yeah easily yeah is he that good is that in the car oh yeah right but he’s just absurdly consistent right now like he does not [ __ ] how much money is he making is that not a valid question no I just think it’s funny that you always land on that yeah but I mean it’s really good how much does this Bakery make how much does it make someone look up the revenue of this Bakery please yeah how much bread are they making here a [ __ ] Milk Bar cake last week oh dude yeah oh my God the Funfetti one or like the classic birthday cake that [ __ ] hits yeah it’s that’s the best cake I’ve ever had it’s a bit of a basic [ __ ] cake but it’s awesome you think so I think so I I think it’s like a typical La thing oh yeah you know it’s my first time having it though yeah yeah Milk bar now did you have the little Donuts the little rounds uh yeah the little like cake pop or the the [ __ ] what are they called uh florets no no uh little round balls I know but what are the what’s the name for that like the certain kind of chocolates that you buy oh uh they’re called what truffles truffles yeah that’s what they call them right yeah yeah those things are good these are the chocolate ones or the strawberry oh bro choco Choco’s away man so what’s the what is this is this the revenue of Milk Bar yeah Max was having salary oh my wait that’s this year 55 million yeah dude what the [ __ ] do you think I’m training for yeah man all and all these boys live in Monaco sorry I’m gonna be what did your GPS let you know that you’re finally here yeah you’ve arrived in space yeah no I’m like I keep looking because they’re like about to have their baby so I just want to know what happens nice um um I so I was in SF I met with the CEO of YouTube yeah and I told him what’s up oh you did oh yeah what’d you say hello sir good to meet you yeah I was nervous as [ __ ] were you oh yeah I don’t know would you not be um I think I have a I don’t know I think there’s something wrong with me I I don’t say that to be like whatever I nervous for me is at most like I’m kind of freaking out right now yeah like that yeah yeah but it’s not yeah I don’t know I I can’t say I probably would be yeah it would be yeah but it was fine he was really nice yeah yeah it was just kind of funny I don’t know yeah yeah Neil if you’re watching this it went really well I’ve loved you no I did he was really nice yeah I just wanted to like promote our Channel yeah yeah because he didn’t control that sort of sort of stuff yeah he’s got the big old switch yeah exactly that’s actually how the meeting went he had a big old switchboard that you got to see yeah and he it said like Mr Beast yeah it’s all the biggest flipped on he’s dancing his finger around the TMG Channel switch you make me happy switch go flippy flippy oh that’s dark I mean it doesn’t have to be you know maybe just yeah yeah he goes I like cake yeah there you go you’re rich yeah yeah that’s all it takes you’re right thank you Neil yeah yeah oh sorry are you let me know when you’re done oh I’m done there’s no funny stories it’s just oh Cody Co name dropping again yeah that’s yeah yeah so I took off this week I saw the CEO of YouTube hahaha sorry whoops oh that dent that’s from when I yeah I mentioned CEO of YouTube you know what’s really great is I had dude so you know my bid about like it’s good to be 30. I’m not [ __ ] 30. when I play Counter-Strike oh yeah so there’s a badge on your account and it’s a it’s a coin it’s a 10-year coin that means you’ve had the game for 10 years okay and I’m playing with these guys and they kind of sound older and then one of them goes man we all got that 10-year coin you know we’re [ __ ] old I started laughing and I go holy [ __ ] I don’t even notice that and I say it’s good to be 30. um and then oh no no I make some comment and one of them goes bro how old are you I go well 34. and he goes down 35. and then another dude starts laughing he’s like yeah you know I’m one of them’s like [ __ ] I’m close like he didn’t he didn’t want to like admit to being close to 30. uh and then one guy on our team goes man 37. he sounds like Stevo and it was this super surreal moment where I think all of us went damn because like one guy this is right after you’ve reinstalled too yeah yeah yeah yeah one guy’s playing and or he’s like making it call outs and his kid is just screaming in the background not like crying just like the kids playing and I’m just laughing because we’re all then making these jokes about [ __ ] that we remember from the game way back okay and it was just kind of just surreal thing where we go bro we can all remember right now you guys are like veterans yeah yeah well that’s where you know that’s where my tinnitus comes from yeah exactly yeah all those grenades and [ __ ] yeah um but it was like a weird thing where I think all of us were in that moment thinking [ __ ] we can remember when we were 17. like screaming outside then I had another game where it was like four of us had the 10-year coins and then there’s one really young kid raging like he he almost clutch Aces like he almost kills all five players and then he dies and he’s like I wish I could do his voice perfect when he goes what the [ __ ] where the [ __ ] did my bullets go I’m shooting him right in the [ __ ] face and we’re all laughing we’re like bro it’s fine like how old are you man he’s like I’m 20. it’s like relax yeah you got a whole life ahead of you yeah and he he’s like [ __ ] angry and then he’s like I mean it’s just a piece of [ __ ] game and I said bro relax look at that coin brother I’ve been dealing with this [ __ ] for over 10 years dude I go doesn’t get any better I said the oldest lame is [ __ ] I said man you gotta learn how to be chill because if you’re mad about this wait till you call AAA once and then like giving them life advice yeah yeah and then all the other guys are like son yeah yeah this other guy goes oh bro wait till wait till your internet gets [ __ ] up in your new apartment oh dude you’re not even yeah yeah just call Verizon one [ __ ] time he’s like just wait call Spectrum yeah yeah yeah I don’t know it was just so you know it definitely felt like you know I was out there with the with the guys at the Legion Hall you guys need a new coin for how long you stay clean yeah that’s what you need yeah I think the nah the relapses would just be yeah you never then you need a new coin for how often you relapse yeah it never goes away anyway sorry oh I I got one for you here’s my impression of a construction guy looking at Spotify okay hmm drill music did you make that up damn that’s good that’s funny [Laughter] here’s a um here’s a here’s a kangaroo looking at Spotify hmm hip-hop oh oh wow oh wow oh wow that was just as bad wow um here’s here’s a teacher in Southern California educating her students on earthquakes okay okay class now um you know what to do under the table uh now I’m gonna play a little song to kick off the drill music yeah yeah I think the hip-hop one was better than that one damn damn Luke Luke scoffed at you that was a scarf yeah maybe it wasn’t maybe it wasn’t I tried though man from the high court over there have you seen Luke can you pull up Conor McGregor’s most recent Instagram post he just put this up an hour ago yeah I was watching it on my car and in my car while I was driving oh well yeah you’re gonna love this okay I better because if I don’t no no that’s dependent go to the fourth one that’s as much oh wait wait go back down one the second one where he’s looking into the camera one right underneath that nope yep oh yeah wait is there you play the sound for a second oh yeah it’s composite positive positive this dude is always showing [ __ ] man isn’t this good is always so in Cochran why is he looking like that bro how would you describe this for the uh for the audio listeners um I would describe man all right how’d I describe this okay picture Conor McGregor right now picture being forehead to forehead with Conor McGregor and he’s got a big old smile okay picture him like almost cradling you a little bit in his arms oh you think he’s holding it’s almost like he’s holding you like a baby okay and uh but he’s also on an exercise bike yeah yeah he’s shirtless he’s pantsless um and I think those could be boxer briefs or just straight up underwear I don’t know and uh he’s pedaling showing [ __ ] that’s how I describe it and he’s on a yacht too yeah yeah oh and then he’s tilting the camera down at his bulge to see you see it and it the Bulge is also gyrating from side to side yeah with the movement of his legs from the exercise bike and then he periodically Winks at you yeah what what is the what’s the music yeah just play for a second we’ll cry we’ll cut it out probably irresistible wow wow that’s dude it’s the he’s losing it it’s the chance that’s it’s firing up that Irish part of him this does look like a gray workout though foreign like oh [ __ ] Versace tidy whities yeah doing an exercise bike on a yacht bro the the post before God fearing man and then go to the next one or not the next one that one these were like three in a row like within hours of each other yeah [Music] ah I see what he’s doing oh so has he done this before board yeah he’s on that part of the family vacation where you’re like [ __ ] I’m bored yeah I want to go home yeah yeah he must be a a character off camera yeah anyways I thought you’d enjoy that oh yeah no I appreciate that man yeah no problem I saw it and the first thing I thought was Noel would love this oh dude look at this athlete showing [ __ ] it really is uh yeah yeah he’s lonely up there yeah there’s literally no one around him to go bro relax yeah what are you training for you you’re not fighting this here there’s no fight this year what’s what’s going on so was he gonna fight and then he was supposed to do the drug test in December yeah and then there was something with the window of time for test right and then he didn’t do it right or he wasn’t able to right but he’s definitely on steroids right no yes no no no no no no no no no not Connor yeah he would never do that yeah it’s just you know the face of his or this the shape of his face just changed yeah that happens sometimes he’s eating good yeah he’s a fat man yeah about that trunk mug which one the mug shot oh yeah I think it’s good yeah like it’s all things considered it’s like a good mug shot it’s a good meme yeah it’s [ __ ] he nailed it I just like his he nailed it like that’s good it’s so good the angles on his eyes are crazy man yeah he looks like the rock nah man I mean yes yes sorry yes but I just mean the angle of his eyes like they’re I love the height and the weight yeah so good oh it wasn’t self six two 215 pounds I think six three solid but can you look it up because I don’t want to miss quote because it’s funny because there’s just no way it’s true and then it’s like he’s self-reported to save time oh interesting yeah so are you saying shorter I think he’s I think he’s heavier than that probably oh he’s Hefty oh you think he’s thick six foot three two fifteen like that’s pretty pretty lean that would be pretty lean right yeah pretty felt I feel like you have to be kind of built for that yeah true what true yeah or maybe you know we don’t know big guy wait we shouldn’t speak so confident wait what does it say Trump’s booking record declared the former president’s height to be six foot three and his way 250 pounds 215 nearly 30 pounds lighter than his disclosed weight at the time of his last Official White House physical he’s been he’s been cotton man yeah yeah he was bulking back that nice cutting yeah he’s on the down yeah he’s getting ready for the stage sorry I’m still chuckling at us confidently speaking on what it means actually I have no [ __ ] idea we have no idea I just added I was like what is it you know whatever that is like four or five inches taller than me just add times that by 10 pounds yeah an inch yeah you know we don’t know what it’s like up there yeah we’re down here with the rest of us yeah hovering hovering hovering around the 160. 165 you know how much you weighing right now probably ass man what is that a unit of weight yeah ass yeah you get on the scale just says ass yeah oh word yeah it’s just letting me know if I got it yeah that’s that’s my scale yeah do I still have it am I still back there no ass damn it yeah more squat I’m probably I’m probably down again you know uh I just need to care yeah the diet part I just can’t care same that’s my biggest problem right now yeah I’m turning my ass off but I just can’t the diet you just can’t out train a bad diet you can’t but you you can game pretty easy I gotta like gain gain weight yeah yeah that’s my we have opposite problems yeah I have to like want to eat yeah I just don’t care I have to want to not to eat you know yeah it’s so hard so hard food is is such a chore it’s a chore not to eat food it’s just so boring you’re just sitting there it’s the most fun thing on earth no when it tastes good it’s awesome yeah no I’m just I’m saying the opposite of what yeah but it really does like it feels like we’re completely we have the same issues but they’re completely at the opposite ends of the spectrum yeah if I committed to eating I know I’d shoot up to 165 and I’d be looking solid yeah and I would be at 155 that’s what that’s where I want to be why what why because it just would make me faster like it’s so much easier to run faster and like shave time off your off your mile time if you’re just thinner like and I’m like I’m training I’m doing all the speed work I have to and I’m getting faster but I knew like back when I in November probably I was like around 158 or something like that and I was just flying like it felt effortless yeah and now it just feels like every time I go out there it’s like the hardest workout ever yeah so man we’ll uh I gotta put you in the cart sweat sweat you out a little bit yeah it’s pretty funny uh took my buddy and his brother on Sunday and uh they never carded before so did the first session and they were like yeah so like is there anything we should be working on like I kind of spun out but they I could see they kind of were like so is this it and they were in like some slower carts and then so I gave him some tips I’m like oh yeah if you don’t hear the limiter on the engine back there like you’re not going fast enough and um if you’re lifting here like you’re definitely not driving hard enough so I gave them like two things to work on get out the cars in the second session and they’re like okay so yeah so yeah like the wheel is a lot it’s a lot heavier than on the third one it’s just like off their nose they’re like I think we’re good I was like yeah man yeah so maybe that’ll take you down to 155. you’re just sweating sweat it all out it’s getting the sauna and I’m getting a good sauna yeah I’m excited about that so I will be sweating yeah because I feel like I’ve been doing did I tell you like the cold plunge started giving me like anxiety yeah so I’m like now I’m scared of it oh look at it I’m like I can’t do it this morning you look at it and just hear a loud ringing in your head yeah I do yeah you just stared it’s like that literally happened before I think I told you that but like that’s what happened after I did it and it gave me a panic attack why because I I did it I did the cold plunge and everything was normal and then I get out and stand in the shower and all of a sudden I hear this crazy like one of my ears goes deaf you know when that happens yeah like all of a sudden it like you lose hearing you’re like what the [ __ ] and then you just hear her ringing and I was like oh no what’s happening yeah and then I just got this crazy panic attack that’s the tiddness man yeah the deadness that’s your deadness so now I’m scared of it I can’t even walk near it I can’t even look in the direction of it on a Halloween dude I’m just gonna set it up in here instead of your chair he [ __ ] up he’d be like no no no [ __ ] we should do a whole episode in a Copeland yeah dude I want to take a sip of this tea but I’m afraid because this is one of those you know forever Hots oh yeah this is Stanley that [ __ ] works yeah it’s crazy Kelsey uses like a big ass one of those for like her ice water and the ice she’ll leave that [ __ ] in her car and 110 degree heat in the valley and then get in her car the next day and there’s still an ice cube in it I think my straw melted oh yeah damn it I just stained these pants on my [ __ ] team and I’m pissed fans are sick thanks man what are those oh they’re pants they’re brown brown pants yeah thank you man yeah Google that when I get home where to buy brown pants no it turns out there’s a bunch of stores that sell these [ __ ] um do tea stains come out tea stains yeah do Pea stains come out bro that should be that’s man is there like a t-spill podcast called tea stains I feel that would be a better one tea stains yeah why I don’t know it’s just cooler than spill yeah kind of this it’s kind of like the sequel yeah it’s like what happens after you spill yeah you stain yeah maybe there’s like double up on Stan yeah tea stain oh yeah that’s good that’s stupid that’s good I I think I sent this the CEO fires unpaid intern today has anyone watched that is it good is it funny that didn’t sound convincing this is funny depending on who you are we watch this and Cody’s agreeing with everyone what’d you say yeah yeah I’m like what was their revenue like Cody puts the CEO pants on I’m the business man he puts on black slacks he’s like I’m boss baby I’m the boss baby that’s why I search business pants all day yeah yeah still trying to find a good pair yeah I’m the boss baby yeah imagine your CEO talking to you like this yeah sure what do you mean like seriously you knew we were gonna talk today if you lost your [ __ ] mind yeah I knew that we was going to talk today no no no no no no no this ain’t how she work they don’t work like that when somebody reaches out to you you the protocol the process improves normal etiquette or process and Protocol no more etiquette is is that you say something you don’t just say nothing that’s not how this works look honestly if you were anybody else I’d say [ __ ] you get the [ __ ] out of my company that’s what I did to my nephew and that’s my [ __ ] nephew that’s my blood HR just oh boy hey here we go oh boy just hell of violations I love him you understand what I’m saying you don’t just not say anything think that’s [ __ ] do you understand that I’m sorry that you feel that way I just knew that we’re gonna get together today I feel that way if this is what you want to do resign now with this [ __ ] you got going on is disrespectful I have to give credit to the CEO the way he uses the word [ __ ] is hitting hard it’s hitting it’s really it’s hitting hard yeah definitely I’d be filming this too [ __ ] mine yeah bro yeah bro honestly the way you’re hitting that [ __ ] bro are you the CEO or is this like uh is this an audition you are murdering this [ __ ] hold on keep keep it going man keep that going I’m gonna send this around town this is crazy what you’re doing right here I love when people um uh like when you see arguments online and people will call out to someone that is like a family like that or someone that’s close to them it’s like I did this to my best friend I kicked him in the balls yeah and that’s my best friend it’s like oh my God that’s not you’re telling on yourself exactly don’t say [ __ ] like that I told my own blood to go [ __ ] himself it’s like that’s not cool yeah so what are you gonna do to me yeah so what are you gonna do to me I kicked my nephew in his ass yeah whole I put my toe in his ass hole and that’s my nephew as the CEO of this company I have the mind to stick my whole knee in your ass you ever seen perverse family that’s what I did to my nephew yeah they did me an ass in in perverse family yeah they did what are you gonna do to me are we oh nothing I like you I hate my family yeah oh okay yeah no sorry you’re cool man sorry about this I’m so pissed off about my nephew so yeah that’s why I’m in such a bad sorry I’m triggered man you did something that reminded me of my nephew and it reminded me the time when I kicked him in his [ __ ] nuts sorry let me just come back down here your nephew too that’s my blood and I love him but I had to kick him in the balls you know how that goes right you know you have to kick your own blood in the balls you gotta Jam your foot and your nephew’s nuts you know how that goes it’s weird because they’re small because he’s young you know he’s only 15. they haven’t even fully come out yet yeah I kicked him in the balls one of them wasn’t there my toe went up in his body my toe was looking for the nut in his stomach and that’s my nephew you know anyway sorry man you’re cool yeah you’re cool so uh let’s talk about that race no no no boring this is kind of uncomfortable and and it drags it gets stronger is this to go on for 11 minutes so after the video ends someone talks about it and there’s context of how this happened and it’s nine minutes of context oh this seems like a bad story wait who is this like a random guy that analyzes this yeah I think the who would watch a video like this and talk about it for 10 minutes yeah yeah nine minutes of context are you sure hard cut so when he applied oh right yes so it turns out he was his nephew yeah which is that’s the craziest part yeah his own blood yeah so he’s a he said but then the guy in the video it turns out is the other nephew of the nephew so they’re step nephews [Music] yeah that’s I it’s just a lot I and I just kind of I want the gist you know yeah is this this is why everyone’s making that’s why CEOs are all making people come back to the office yeah you know yeah just so they can’t film Zoom calls yeah they can’t get caught yelling at their employees anymore yeah yeah CEO gets caught asking for employees underwear um we’re coming back into the office foreign we need to be at our desks ready to go that’d be a good sketch a CEO barking about how we need to go back in office and we need to be professional we need to run this company correctly thank you and he stands up and turns around he’s got assless underwear sitting at his computer so stupid I laughed it was good some stupid ass dumbass [ __ ] joke I’m such a [ __ ] idiot I’m the type of [ __ ] guy to take two and a half hours to get to the [ __ ] no that’s me and that’s not that bad you know honestly I have to thank you for that because I was feeling kind of mid and then when I saw that text I want to thank yeah no it’s it’s both of us now that’s just rude like that just you want to make you feel better honestly you want coffee I do actually can we get coffee can we get mute this can I can I smack that oh you got it already I was gonna I was gonna hijack his order I was gonna make him get a vanilla latte no but if if I have to wait what do you mean like I’m gonna order it now and then wait for it we get it on the break no but they have coffee right now right you have one in hand right now I need instant relief you know the least patient person can I just explain something really quick oh yeah come on come on thank you hey man I just want to say as owners of an organization we cannot use phrases like I need instant relief we can never talk like that okay if you’re on a zoom call yeah just generally you can’t we can’t come into this building and go I need some instant relief who’s got instant relief for me people’s hands are gonna start trembling on their computers like uh what is he getting my own nephew gave me instant relief what does that mean sir use your head don’t make me huh that’s bad use your head damn you pull your dick out on your boss what the [ __ ] are you doing you said use your head [Music] um that’s good calm down that’s good holy [ __ ] you hate the [ __ ] right there bro eat the [ __ ] bro was tasting a different type of coffee bean nice yeah you know my favorite thing is when there’s like a political post on like Tech talk and like the comments are you know as a Muslim I agree parentheses I’m a white man it’s so dumb but I love that [ __ ] yeah dude that’s good I mean you really like you mouth that coffee you like that yeah it’s really good too it’s strong we all heard that right we all heard that that you moaned a little because I was thinking about it like no I was thinking about it like on the drive here you think about her yeah like an hour into it that’s usually when I would hit my lips you know so I’m conditioned it’s an hour drive and then it’s like again instant relief it’s my lips yeah yeah but then another hour and a half goes by yeah and I still haven’t had any instant relief yeah exactly do you do you find this do you now never yeah I agree Asians like what wait what now do you find that whenever I’m you know scrolling Twitter you know you don’t go on Twitter anymore no I re-download so you’re back on you’re back on and now I’m back on I’m weaning myself you know I’m in that stage where it’s like no I don’t need it I’m used to not using it now yeah but when someone sends a link I’ll open it and then I might as well scroll a little bit yeah and it’s just uh things are going downhill for me fast I just I was scrolling some viral like like some tweet that blew up I was just scrolling replies and there was a graphic only fans promotion oh yeah and I just I don’t know I feel everyone inevitably like you hit a point with porn I’m a girl or a guy it was a woman okay I was a young woman and for porn just becomes like become if it’s just so absurd her face is covered in semen dude it’s like and she’s like it’s just just on your feed oh it was just like in the replies like she’s like trying to promote her [ __ ] like it was like she’s trying to tag what people were talking about like yeah you know like do you want to see glazed what you know yeah yeah and you’re like whoa whoa it kind of reminds me of this clip I saw yesterday where it was It was a it was like a young entrepreneur’s event in Baltimore and there’s this older lady there probably like mid 50s and they’re playing Back That Ass Up and she’s just kind of standing you know kind of vibing to the music and it’s filmed on a phone and they’re just kind of filming the event and the camera pans back she is chest to concrete bouncing her ass up and like what so at the beginning of the video she’s standing up okay and then in the when the camera it pans away when it pans back to her okay like humping the ground yeah like shaking on a business event yeah okay yeah yeah and then the DJ says the funniest [ __ ] ever she’s like whoa whoa whoa whoa we cannot have Auntie on the floor damn what you do uh the video just like cut there on the floor yeah but it that’s how somebody can find the wrong yeah that’s how that Twitter reply felt imagine the like physical manifestation of that of that like uh interaction like people are just talking like someone says something and they’re like yeah I don’t think that’s what I’m saying yeah do you guys see Trump’s mug shot everyone’s like yeah man I thought it was pretty funny yeah dude he looked like this thing they hold up an image of like a meme or whatever and then some girl just like walks out of the another room with a face full of comments like you should check out my only fan everyone’s like okay I bet oh it smells like coconut water in here [Laughter] does it come smell um yeah bro and I guess yeah it does have a it doesn’t stink no but it’s got it yeah yeah it does the chlorine that’s good yeah that’s good yeah semen or come I saw something it’s coming Webster yo semen or come come otherwise known as [ __ ] that’s the medical term right come wait term or term that’s such like a high school science video thing semen or come typically has a faint smell caused by a mixture of chemicals such as citric acid and calcium it may also smell slightly sweet as it contains fructose a strong fishy odor might stem from an infection imagine about like the semen smell and you’re like dude it smells like fish [Laughter] dude mine always smells like rotten halibut what dude you don’t get that come on right anyone else can they can anyone else relate it’s just a roll of sushi tastes like how my [ __ ] smells um so there was a I saw somebody hold up a very sweet smell maybe a sign of diabetes if your nut tastes like [ __ ] birthday cake it’s diabetes that’s that’s kind of crazy huh whoa um I saw this Tick Tock or something that was like girls can always tell that a dude has jerked off oh how because they can like smell it really uh yeah how I honestly am curious as to if that’s true interesting because I just think it’d be a classic thing like dudes all along or like thinking that we’re just getting away with it but we’re just dumb you know and girls are just like I [ __ ] know you tripped off in the shower this morning yeah this is your you know yeah you’re walking your wife just walks by don’t get the drain pregnant [Laughter] what what so don’t get I know you [ __ ] [ __ ] in the drain no I didn’t trying to yeah what don’t don’t be preposterous just freaking out overly freaking out no I did I did not I didn’t I didn’t wait what do you think I’m a [ __ ] degenerate I didn’t jerk off I [ __ ] jerk off in the [ __ ] drain you’re crazy disgusting ladies you know how you uh you know it’s a funny meme like a prank to pull in your man really like really hunt for an apartment with a flat shower drain like in the center okay because that’s like that’s like that that Oh you mean like the one where what do you mean flat like it’s flat like there’s no real slope okay like what’s he gonna do like [ __ ] [ __ ] and stop it [ __ ] stomp it through [ __ ] get in there you’re gonna catch awful stomp it through dude you’ll catch that’s the worst get one without like big holes you know that too but it just stays on top I’m just saying dude like and get one that’s particularly Square yeah so it’s flat and square you’ll catch them every time just backed up in the corner she’s like hello are you are you jerking off in the shower no no just this Corner’s hotter the water hits better over here why are you why do you have a boner this is warm bro now I’m just laughing at it a couple like the the wife is like in the shower she notices the shower’s not draining she’s like honey call the plumber the shower’s not draining and the guy just a single tear he’s like okay because he knows plumber gets there just puts a snake in and just a core of jizz and hair just oh that was a bad visual sorry dude oh my god oh that was rough like he’s just like an Antarctic Ice core just odd yeah that’s your problem right there it’s full of comfort I’m right there somebody’s been coming in the drain well it looks like years this looks like a fluorescent bulb yeah yeah what do you want to do with this I can melt it down we can melt it down recycle it take a sample yeah send it to a lab you might want to keep this actually yeah yeah another like 70 years old honey the shower isn’t draining okay I’ll call the plumber it’s time to come clean nice yeah dude oh my God yeah oh man yeah that’s like my shower never sometimes Elena will kind of jokingly be like you beaten off in here okay I laugh I go absolutely not that’s like our shower it’s pretty much flat oh okay okay and it’s like tile the only reason you’re not doing it is just like the com Logistics I mean yeah dude I’m I’m pretty like otherwise I [ __ ] would be no yeah I’m definitely about convenience yeah yeah I if dude I’m not [ __ ] yeah well I was gonna say it’s tiled so if I like I had to explain this to her because I’m like I’m like you don’t understand come like she’s she’s never beat off so she doesn’t get like dealing with it okay yeah so I laughed and said if I’m if I’m jacking off in here it’s it’s got to be like a sorry go ahead it’s got to be in like a like a tissue or something like this is the least beat-offable shower because you have to like it’s flat it’s Sweet Child yeah no bro it’ll get in like the grooves I could be down there with a toothbrush like all right get in there get in there and then then like she has tons of hair so that [ __ ] just like it hangs at the top of the drain yeah so there’s a it’d just be a just be a pancake there I’m not dealing yeah I’m not feeling yeah [ __ ] tapioca pudding yeah you know yeah so I just go play Counter-Strike instead like it’s just you know yeah jerk off my computer like a normal guy I don’t know man whacking it is like I’ve done it yeah who cares like at this point hey I’m done yeah I’m kind of done like I’ve been kind of done whacking yeah I’ve jerked off all you can really you know there’s nothing else yeah like that’s how it feels yeah who cares dude who cares I’m gonna come yeah seriously oh cool yeah that’s fun it’s the dumbest [ __ ] ever jerking off it takes seven minutes and you’re [ __ ] tired you ruined your day yeah is the point yeah that’s true for seven minutes you’re like [ __ ] man and then for the subsequent hours you’re like wait what did you say to who yeah and there’s regret too yeah there’s definitely regret yeah it’s the most especially when you get like older you’re like what the [ __ ] am I doing yeah that’s what that’s what that’s what the previous two hours or like the preceding two hours are just like what the [ __ ] don’t jerk off yeah yeah I just like office for your 20s it really is durkin’s for the 20s man you know you know this is I I think we could say that because we’re in like committed relationships yeah yeah definitely yeah married men married men just don’t jerk or maybe yeah that’s what it is if you’re married you just don’t yeah I mean you you might you might but it’s like who cares might yeah I just want to be personally I don’t care to yeah it’s gonna [ __ ] my day up yeah yeah I agree I’m with you same page it’s gonna [ __ ] my day up yeah I’m jerking off today it’s gonna [ __ ] my day up that’s that’s literally me every day like I’ve had basically the equivalent of sitting in a car for two and a half hours yes it really is yeah yeah I jerked off in the car though yeah yeah that’s why I’ve ruined my day yeah all right um that’s it for this one all right we’re gonna go jack off now yeah jerking off is really so stupid that’s so stupid it’s so stupid uh she’s like it’s [ __ ] oh it’s 10 a.m hell no hell no I’m a morning person absolutely I know you are you’re crazy that’s when I do everything bro you’re crazy I don’t do [ __ ] at night beating off at 7am that is a wild hour to be yakking it man unless you’re a construction worker so why’d you say it ruins your day then what time are you doing it at if you do it before five at you know but seven is wild I think three or four is weirder PM yes why because that’s like I don’t know like you’re about to sit down for dinner that’s like turn down that’s [ __ ] weird yeah yeah yeah we have a reservation at five okay [Laughter] no that’s right wake up we’re [ __ ] we’re late sorry sorry are you hungry I don’t know what the [ __ ] I am you know I’m just filled with regret yeah what’s the ideal jerk off time what okay we can talk about it in the bonus fine you have [ __ ] fine Jesus Christ I guess so dude wait who am I yeah the 22 year old yeah bro I’m [ __ ] I’m a Nut right here and then I’m gonna go to class and learn about Christianity yeah yeah nutting is honestly fire yeah who am I yeah 22 year old yeah yo yesterday I came oh he’s a 22 year old yeah yo yesterday this chick stood me up so I came in a in a tissue paper and then I played valorent until 4am what’d you get up to last night [ __ ] busted or not what are you doing tonight busting yeah more nuts yeah you know yeah it’s just dumb yeah Stephen yeah that’s how it is to me yeah oh my God you know crazy oh my God I’m gonna come yeah you and everyone else man you and everyone else it’s all about you yeah cool man this is your or you’re reaching climax cool this is me watching porn I’m gonna come oh wow yeah yeah somebody put on a [ __ ] parade yeah oh two of these people are gonna come hoorah nobody cares yeah and then I start crying no one cares when I come huh no one cares and I [ __ ] come that’s why I don’t jerk off because I’m I’m mostly upset that no no one pays attention to me when I come oh man this is going to a dark place I’m crying yeah about to bust a nut and I’m like I’m gonna come too yeah you definitely come after the ladies yeah yeah the men always yeah right the men are waiting yeah exactly no whenever you’re ready whenever you’re ready I’m just keeping it down whenever you’re ready yeah it’s always funny when the snake comes out of the coffee can huh yeah that that old prank or that’s it yeah what do you mean sexually yeah when you do just [ __ ] let’s just [Laughter] we can watch a movie yeah yeah put it back in there’s no putting it back in no it’s going back in me now the prank is it’s a one-way prank Ryan stop jerking off while you’re looking at us today we’ll end the episode holy [ __ ] just tell me what’s the ideal time no for jerking off I can’t I don’t think I can legally ask you that question actually yeah all right see in the bonus bye this week here’s noelle’s dark Reddit post for the week oh my God are you joking I’m gonna laugh this is insane we talked about some disgusting [ __ ] that was the most disgusting thing that we’ve seen thus far what’s the for a membership at tmgstudios.tv [Laughter] .

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0.12 launch pads for this place like what
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0.12 have one way to get up and it took me
0.12 two and a half hours to get there this
0.12 morning well bro two and a half hours I
0.12 was just in the car for
0.12 it was so funny about that nothing yeah
0.12 no it&;s actually it&;s nothing it&;s not a
0.12 single thing funny at all it&;s hilarious
0.12 to me because for me it&;s like you time
0.12 traveled
0.12 like you&;re you&;re a different person
0.12 now like after those two and a half
0.12 hours like you have rage you&;re not
0.12 he&;s so angry
0.12 yeah yeah you finally got to see a movie
0.12 in the car
0.12 so pissed off I got the wrist up like
0.12 this I&;m watching
0.12 [Laughter]
0.12 it&;s not funny though
0.12 still just so funny just so everyone&;s
0.12 clear
0.12 it took Cody two and a half hours to get
0.12 to the shift today
0.12 and I&;m just
0.12 I&;m [ __ ] and here&;s the thing
0.12 my social battery is gone
0.12 also because I called my mom
0.12 and I podcasted with her for an hour
0.12 That&;s What I Call conversation with
0.12 anyone now it&;s just podcasting no
0.12 that&;s what it turns into do you notice
0.12 that when you talk to people I hate
0.12 trying to be someone&;s friend now why
0.12 why because I&;m a bad friend
0.12 like why how they&;ll ask me a simple
0.12 question the only person who&;s ever
0.12 called me out on it is my driving coach
0.12 okay he like asked me to do a little
0.12 video with him he asked me one question
0.12 I gave the longest [ __ ] answer he
0.12 just looked at the camera and said you
0.12 you see how I just asked him to answer
0.12 me yes or no and he just wants to hear
0.12 himself talk because of this you think I
0.12 think podcasting has turned me into a
0.12 [ __ ] idiot like
0.12 people are like oh what do you like hot
0.12 dogs I go um
0.12 it depends yeah yeah hot dogs come and
0.12 they&;re like oh [ __ ] Wikipedia you
0.12 see the thing with me is my mom will be
0.12 like so you know what are you what&;d you
0.12 get up to this weekend and I&;m like Mom
0.12 have you seen the video that [ __ ]
0.12 moose getting annihilated by that clear
0.12 and she&;s like no I haven&;t
0.12 anyway so you put yeah
0.12 there&;s a big plug so I&;ll tell you it&;s
0.12 partially my fault
0.12 foreign
0.12 oh you&;re gonna get the thing now hmm
0.12 oh God it&;s stuck oh
0.12 no so like I go on Google Maps before I
0.12 leave
0.12 like I normally do I know the route
0.12 I know it but you know I just like to
0.12 see it on my thing
0.12 so I click the studio I mean the launch
0.12 pad
0.12 and it says hour and 40 minutes I&;m like
0.12 what the [ __ ] and it&;s not even letting
0.12 me take the way I&;m I normally do it&;s
0.12 not even showing that way
0.12 I was like that&;s so weird and so I
0.12 eventually I place a pin down manually
0.12 to see what the way I normally would
0.12 take you know how bad the traffic is and
0.12 it&;s like 20 minutes longer than the
0.12 other way so like damn that&;s crazy so
0.12 then I select the other way
0.12 so I&;m driving
0.12 hour and a half hour and a half later I
0.12 get I&;m like this isn&;t this is not
0.12 taking me to the studio
0.12 and there&;s like four minutes left
0.12 that&;s when I told you I was like 30
0.12 minutes left or whatever I was like four
0.12 minutes away from the end of the GPS and
0.12 I was talking to my mom and I looked up
0.12 and I&;m like I&;m not I&;m nowhere close
0.12 and I realized I had left the PIN
0.12 place and I didn&;t place it to work or
0.12 to to the launch pad
0.12 so then I&;m like God [ __ ] damn it you
0.12 know like when you make a mistake and it
0.12 adds like 20 minutes to your drive it&;s
0.12 just like
0.12 that&;s that&;s the times I just drive in
0.12 silence yeah
0.12 and just like bask in my own [ __ ]
0.12 stupidness you know I [ __ ] hate you
0.12 yeah you know
0.12 so then I&;m like it&;s okay it&;s fine
0.12 it&;s gonna be fine you&;re gonna make it
0.12 there no one&;s in you know we&;re not in
0.12 any any Rush
0.12 we all are you know but
0.12 we&;re trying to like be cool with this
0.12 and then I
0.12 so I&;m I&;m on the 405.
0.12 to get off of the 10.
0.12 and I [ __ ] take the wrong direction
0.12 is there anything worse than that
0.12 anything worse
0.12 no then taking the wrong exit and going
0.12 the wrong way on the highway yeah
0.12 nothing worse than that so then I had to
0.12 sit there and literally be like I had to
0.12 say out loud to myself it&;s okay it&;s
0.12 okay
0.12 it&;s okay calm down it&;s okay
0.12 silence the whole way here
0.12 and then you just two and a half hours I
0.12 could have went to [ __ ] San Diego
0.12 that&;s what I was gonna tell you I could
0.12 be on the beach right now in San Diego
0.12 but you&;re here I could be in Mexico
0.12 right now you&;re here in space well
0.12 that&;s
0.12 aren&;t you excited
0.12 no
0.12 I am I am kind of excited
0.12 [Music]
0.12 the team today&;s free episode if you
0.12 want this episode
0.12 you can find that right now on our
0.12 website
0.12 [Music]
0.12 of the army
0.12 [Music]
0.12 please look at all the signs flashing
0.12 your seatbelt and get ready for the base
0.12 well that was only five minutes so
0.12 drop in for another hour and 55 minutes
0.12 it&;s just like your drive it&;s like
0.12 you&;re talking the whole time it&;s the
0.12 exact same thing we&;re going to talk the
0.12 whole time
0.12 dude I&;ve been getting my ass kicked by
0.12 whatever this is
0.12 what oh the bovid
0.12 bovid yeah yeah bovid
0.12 Beaufort yeah
0.12 yeah covered at these balls no
0.12 I tried what was that a couple of these
0.12 covered no it doesn&;t work yeah oh it&;s
0.12 gonna be a hard ass two hours man
0.12 Cody trying to hit a baseball with
0.12 [ __ ] flyswatter right now also my
0.12 [ __ ] our best friends are in labor
0.12 right now oh so that&;s another thing I&;m
0.12 like what are they wearing my phone
0.12 because what what are they working on
0.12 they&;re just doing hard labor right now
0.12 they&;re building the house
0.12 trying to see updates about how the
0.12 foundation is oh the concrete&;s going
0.12 down there and they&;re laying the
0.12 foundation right now nice
0.12 no so that&;s [ __ ] crazy yeah
0.12 three weeks before the due date so it
0.12 was like all of a sudden we woke up and
0.12 they&;re like we&;re at the hospital we&;re
0.12 like holy [ __ ]
0.12 it&;s crazy yeah sorry I know this is the
0.12 time it&;s probably a tired thing but you
0.12 know when
0.12 when men say we&;re pregnant yeah it&;s
0.12 like
0.12 we yeah I know I know I got myself
0.12 saying that a couple times I know every
0.12 comedian has already hit on this that&;s
0.12 like had a child but it&;s like can you
0.12 really say we I just do it because like
0.12 yeah I know I feel like it&;s a little it
0.12 does it&;s a little bit disrespectful I
0.12 feel like to the woman yeah but also
0.12 does feel a bit like condescending or
0.12 like relegating you know like oh yeah
0.12 she&;s pregnant yeah that feels rude too
0.12 I&;m not I guess it&;s all fun yeah yeah
0.12 and then you pull out a cigarette yeah
0.12 yeah
0.12 so you guys are pregnant no no not me
0.12 not me cigar yeah I&;m I&;m drinking for
0.12 all three of them yeah yeah
0.12 all three of us well no you&;re
0.12 definitely wasted yeah what you&;re
0.12 definitely wasted really yo we&;ll do all
0.12 three yeah yeah no I met my wife my my
0.12 child and my wife&;s boyfriend yeah yeah
0.12 yeah
0.12 I&;m drinking for all three of them yeah
0.12 they&;re a big old high family over there
0.12 I&;m just chilling over here big hubby
0.12 you know
0.12 on big hubs
0.12 I&;m a big Hub Hub I mean yeah our happy
0.12 family
0.12 yeah we just get [ __ ] up they&;re doing
0.12 good things
0.12 yeah Mom&;s there to get [ __ ] up
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0.12 Zack and wall lead show now have their
0.12 own brand new channels yeah so go
0.12 subscribe let&;s just search broken
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0.12 it is going to be a long two hours
0.12 Brooke and Connor make a podcast and
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0.12 subscribe to both of those they&;re going
0.12 to be on both videos now subscribe to
0.12 cold videos
0.12 [Laughter]
0.12 how you feeling
0.12 um I&;m finally starting to feel okay
0.12 but
0.12 yeah I could yesterday we were talking
0.12 that was like sitting all weird because
0.12 I was like trying to keep my neck from
0.12 like my throat to just work
0.12 him you know as yesterday was like
0.12 um we have I&;ve been fighting off
0.12 whatever the [ __ ] this is this bovin for
0.12 the first five days it was just crazy
0.12 body aches couldn&;t leave my damn bed
0.12 damn
0.12 um then Alina went to Vegas oh
0.12 so yeah
0.12 um
0.12 you&;re the return of Beyonce oh yeah
0.12 what was that
0.12 um is that her residency or something no
0.12 no she&;s on she just did one show oh
0.12 nice and the first one was in Vegas no
0.12 no no oh but but I did she went to that
0.12 show yeah okay other people at it it&;s a
0.12 it&;s a you know when Beyonce returns to
0.12 your city it&;s like is she not coming to
0.12 L.A next week she&;s coming so why does
0.12 she go to Vegas
0.12 um why did she go to Vegas one of her
0.12 friends is moving to New York and he&;s
0.12 never been to Vegas okay so they did
0.12 like a double like oh nice yeah her and
0.12 all her friends were like let&;s see
0.12 Vegas why not go to Vegas
0.12 stupid ass question where would you go
0.12 to Vegas well maybe because it&;s the
0.12 most fun place ever on earth maybe it&;s
0.12 because it&;s the happiest place on Earth
0.12 yeah
0.12 it&;s like adult Disneyland yeah
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0.12 um so you know I had to
0.12 I had to reinstall no way did you really
0.12 yeah dude you were clean man that&;s
0.12 clean yeah well dude here&;s the screen I
0.12 knew you weren&;t going to meetings I
0.12 knew it dude I could tell I reinstalled
0.12 like in four games I went up two ranks I
0.12 was laughing I&;m like I gotta get off
0.12 this and so you know you go down ranks
0.12 because you didn&;t play though
0.12 um I had a couple bad games and I went
0.12 back down to [ __ ] mg2 which is
0.12 pathetic oh my God yeah yeah it&;s like
0.12 tough for me to hear that yeah yeah yeah
0.12 I&;m sorry that reaction&;s visceral I
0.12 know mg what too mg2 yeah but then I had
0.12 I had like a stint of like four or five
0.12 games won them all was putting up
0.12 buckets nice straight back to DMG yeah
0.12 straight back badge yeah the wife&;s away
0.12 the boys will play yeah yeah so you know
0.12 so naturally I am man yeah naturally I
0.12 reinstalled face it nice okay good yeah
0.12 good now my ELO is tumbling back into
0.12 your old habits just two games
0.12 yeah yeah yeah binging harder than you
0.12 ever have before yeah so classic and you
0.12 know on Sunday I woke up and I was like
0.12 I don&;t think I have a fever so I went
0.12 go-karting nice nice
0.12 I also didn&;t sleep because I took
0.12 Sudafed right before I didn&;t realize
0.12 like Sudafed okay yeah
0.12 so it&;s like three in the morning like I
0.12 should smoke weed
0.12 so I got a lot wow this sounds like a
0.12 it&;s just a combination of horrible
0.12 things for your health yeah yeah I was
0.12 on a bender just for Sunday video games
0.12 go-karting and yeah Sudafed yeah Sudafed
0.12 and yeah so that was my weekend man
0.12 ranked up damn clean the house a little
0.12 watch some racing did uh Lena bring home
0.12 some bread or what
0.12 um from
0.12 Vegas oh no Las Vegas oh no no she don&;t
0.12 touch the okay she doesn&;t gamble no but
0.12 you know what what Siva sent me a tick
0.12 tock for a new slot machine it&;s like
0.12 it&;s like Mario Kart what so it&;s got a
0.12 steering wheel no and the spin button is
0.12 the horn and then the bonus is a race
0.12 you&;re [ __ ] with me oh dude wait what
0.12 is the steering wheel like you turn it
0.12 bro it&;s full on a video game you&;re
0.12 racing a little car
0.12 where is it I don&;t know I I kind of
0.12 think we need to buy one because I&;m
0.12 going yeah yeah we need to locate it and
0.12 buy it it&;d be so funny to like
0.12 collect slot machines yeah
0.12 it&;d be so funny to collect slot
0.12 machines and then just have them yeah
0.12 yeah exactly hilarious right charge
0.12 people to charge people to use them yeah
0.12 what&;s this machine called
0.12 is this it
0.12 yeah what where is it in Vegas
0.12 I&;m going there on Friday so
0.12 I&;m about to get my hands on the
0.12 steering wheel yeah I&;m saying everyone
0.12 listening around I was like no please
0.12 um no stop no
0.12 man this is awesome so she brought home
0.12 no money no just just vibes
0.12 see I&;m gambling again like I&;m
0.12 if I gamble now it&;s not for me yeah
0.12 it&;s not for my own personal enjoyment
0.12 it&;s for my kid
0.12 it&;s not funny I don&;t choose you know I
0.12 don&;t choose to gamble it&;s not like I
0.12 want to I gotta make some college money
0.12 for this guy you know yeah so it&;s like
0.12 my hands are tied you know which is sad
0.12 but running rich reels
0.12 holy [ __ ]
0.12 sick name [ __ ] I can&;t wait to post this
0.12 in my uh office on my story and I&;m like
0.12 new racing simulator
0.12 hmm
0.12 Max verstappen let&;s team Let&;s Race
0.12 each other
0.12 did he win another race or something I
0.12 only think about that yeah okay sorry I
0.12 don&;t know I saw some headlines sorry
0.12 let me yeah yeah oh um yeah let me think
0.12 oh yeah he did yeah what did he win
0.12 um explain another race I know what&;s
0.12 the what&;s the big deal
0.12 um
0.12 it was it&;s
0.12 three in a row
0.12 for that track
0.12 so three consecutive years
0.12 um yeah that&;s what it is too he&;s tied
0.12 the record uh or broken it right
0.12 verstadentide Sebastian vettel&;s
0.12 all-time records set in 2013 of nine
0.12 successive victories making it 11 for
0.12 the season and he leads the championship
0.12 by 138 points
0.12 well how&;s Lewis Hamilton doing
0.12 um what is he not driving
0.12 I think is
0.12 third okay in the constructors
0.12 see third or fifth I forget
0.12 fourth yeah behind Alonzo yep
0.12 um
0.12 his pass race was pretty good though was
0.12 it a lot of weather changes made it
0.12 spicy nice a little spicy nice
0.12 but you know Max is always going to win
0.12 so yeah
0.12 there&;s really no point so he&;s just
0.12 gonna he&;s just gonna win the whole
0.12 thing yeah easily yeah is he that good
0.12 is that in the car oh yeah right but
0.12 he&;s just absurdly consistent right now
0.12 like
0.12 he does not [ __ ] how much money is he
0.12 making
0.12 is that not a valid question no I just
0.12 think it&;s funny that you always land on
0.12 that yeah but I mean it&;s really good
0.12 how much does this Bakery make how much
0.12 does it make
0.12 someone look up the revenue of this
0.12 Bakery please yeah how much bread are
0.12 they making here a [ __ ] Milk Bar cake
0.12 last week oh dude yeah oh my God the
0.12 Funfetti one or like the classic
0.12 birthday cake that [ __ ] hits yeah it&;s
0.12 that&;s the best cake I&;ve ever had it&;s
0.12 a bit of a basic [ __ ] cake but it&;s
0.12 awesome you think so I think so I I
0.12 think it&;s like a typical La thing oh
0.12 yeah you know it&;s my first time having
0.12 it though yeah yeah Milk bar now did you
0.12 have the little
0.12 Donuts the little rounds uh yeah the
0.12 little like cake pop or the the [ __ ]
0.12 what are they called
0.12 uh
0.12 florets no no uh little round balls I
0.12 know but what are the what&;s the name
0.12 for that like the certain kind of
0.12 chocolates that you buy
0.12 oh uh they&;re called what truffles
0.12 truffles yeah that&;s what they call them
0.12 right yeah yeah those things are good
0.12 these are the chocolate ones or the
0.12 strawberry oh bro
0.12 choco Choco&;s away man so what&;s the
0.12 what is this is this the revenue of Milk
0.12 Bar
0.12 yeah Max was having salary
0.12 oh my wait that&;s this year 55 million
0.12 yeah dude
0.12 what the [ __ ] do you think I&;m training
0.12 for
0.12 yeah man all and all these boys live in
0.12 Monaco
0.12 sorry
0.12 I&;m gonna be
0.12 what did your GPS let you know that
0.12 you&;re finally here yeah
0.12 you&;ve arrived in space yeah
0.12 no I&;m like I keep looking because
0.12 they&;re like about to have their baby so
0.12 I just want to know what happens nice
0.12 um
0.12 um I so I was in SF I met with the CEO
0.12 of YouTube yeah and I told him what&;s up
0.12 oh you did oh yeah what&;d you say
0.12 hello sir
0.12 good to meet you yeah
0.12 I was nervous as [ __ ] were you oh yeah
0.12 I don&;t know would you not be
0.12 um I think I have a I don&;t know
0.12 I think there&;s something wrong with me
0.12 I I don&;t say that to be like whatever I
0.12 nervous for me is at most like
0.12 I&;m kind of freaking out right now yeah
0.12 like that yeah yeah but it&;s not yeah I
0.12 don&;t know I I can&;t say I probably
0.12 would be yeah it would be yeah but it
0.12 was fine he was really nice yeah yeah it
0.12 was just kind of funny I don&;t know yeah
0.12 yeah Neil if you&;re watching this it
0.12 went really well I&;ve loved you
0.12 no I did he was really nice yeah I just
0.12 wanted to like promote our Channel yeah
0.12 yeah
0.12 because he didn&;t control that sort of
0.12 sort of stuff yeah he&;s got the big old
0.12 switch yeah exactly that&;s actually how
0.12 the meeting went he had a big old
0.12 switchboard that you got to see yeah and
0.12 he it said like Mr Beast yeah it&;s all
0.12 the biggest flipped on
0.12 he&;s dancing his finger around the TMG
0.12 Channel switch
0.12 you make me happy switch go flippy
0.12 flippy oh that&;s dark
0.12 I mean it doesn&;t have to be you know
0.12 maybe just yeah yeah
0.12 he goes I like cake yeah
0.12 there you go you&;re rich yeah
0.12 yeah that&;s all it takes you&;re right
0.12 thank you Neil yeah yeah oh sorry are
0.12 you let me know when you&;re done oh I&;m
0.12 done there&;s no funny stories it&;s just
0.12 oh Cody Co name dropping again yeah
0.12 that&;s yeah
0.12 yeah so I took off this week I saw the
0.12 CEO of YouTube
0.12 hahaha
0.12 sorry whoops
0.12 oh that dent that&;s from when I yeah I
0.12 mentioned CEO of YouTube you know what&;s
0.12 really great is I had dude so you know
0.12 my bid about like it&;s good to be 30.
0.12 I&;m not [ __ ] 30. when I play
0.12 Counter-Strike oh yeah
0.12 so
0.12 there&;s a badge on your account and it&;s
0.12 a it&;s a coin it&;s a 10-year coin that
0.12 means you&;ve had the game for 10 years
0.12 okay and I&;m playing with these guys and
0.12 they kind of sound older
0.12 and then one of them goes man we all got
0.12 that 10-year coin you know we&;re [ __ ]
0.12 old
0.12 I started laughing and I go holy [ __ ] I
0.12 don&;t even notice that
0.12 and I say it&;s good to be 30.
0.12 um
0.12 and then oh no no I make some comment
0.12 and one of them goes bro how old are you
0.12 I go well 34. and he goes down 35.
0.12 and then another dude starts laughing
0.12 he&;s like yeah you know I&;m one of
0.12 them&;s like [ __ ] I&;m close like he
0.12 didn&;t he didn&;t want to like admit to
0.12 being close to 30. uh and then one guy
0.12 on our team goes
0.12 man 37. he sounds like Stevo
0.12 and it was this super surreal moment
0.12 where I think all of us went damn
0.12 because like one guy this is right after
0.12 you&;ve reinstalled too yeah yeah yeah
0.12 yeah one guy&;s playing and or he&;s like
0.12 making it call outs and his kid is just
0.12 screaming in the background not like
0.12 crying just like the kids playing
0.12 and I&;m just laughing because we&;re all
0.12 then making these jokes about
0.12 [ __ ] that we remember from the game way
0.12 back okay and it was just kind of just
0.12 surreal thing where we go bro we can all
0.12 remember right now you guys are like
0.12 veterans yeah yeah
0.12 well that&;s where you know that&;s where
0.12 my tinnitus comes from yeah exactly yeah
0.12 all those grenades and [ __ ] yeah
0.12 um but it was like a weird thing where I
0.12 think all of us were in that moment
0.12 thinking [ __ ]
0.12 we can remember when we were 17. like
0.12 screaming outside then I had another
0.12 game where it was like four of us had
0.12 the 10-year coins
0.12 and then there&;s one really young kid
0.12 raging like he
0.12 he almost clutch Aces like he almost
0.12 kills all five players and then he dies
0.12 and he&;s like I wish I could do his
0.12 voice perfect when he goes what the [ __ ]
0.12 where the [ __ ] did my bullets go I&;m
0.12 shooting him right in the [ __ ] face
0.12 and we&;re all laughing we&;re like bro
0.12 it&;s fine
0.12 like how old are you man he&;s like I&;m
0.12 20.
0.12 it&;s like relax yeah you got a whole
0.12 life ahead of you yeah and he he&;s like
0.12 [ __ ] angry and then he&;s like I mean
0.12 it&;s just a piece of [ __ ] game and I
0.12 said bro relax look at that coin brother
0.12 I&;ve been dealing with this [ __ ] for
0.12 over 10 years dude I go doesn&;t get any
0.12 better I said the oldest lame is [ __ ] I
0.12 said man you gotta learn how to be chill
0.12 because if you&;re mad about this wait
0.12 till you call AAA once and then like
0.12 giving them life advice yeah yeah and
0.12 then all the other guys are like son
0.12 yeah yeah this other guy goes oh bro
0.12 wait till wait till your internet gets
0.12 [ __ ] up in your new apartment oh dude
0.12 you&;re not even yeah yeah just call
0.12 Verizon one [ __ ] time he&;s like just
0.12 wait call Spectrum yeah yeah yeah I
0.12 don&;t know it was just so you know it
0.12 definitely felt like
0.12 you know I was out there with the with
0.12 the guys at the Legion Hall you guys
0.12 need a new coin for how long you stay
0.12 clean yeah that&;s what you need yeah
0.12 I think the
0.12 nah the relapses would just be yeah you
0.12 never then you need a new coin for how
0.12 often you relapse yeah
0.12 it never goes away anyway sorry
0.12 oh I I got one for you here&;s my
0.12 impression of a construction guy looking
0.12 at Spotify okay
0.12 hmm
0.12 drill music
0.12 did you make that up damn that&;s good
0.12 that&;s funny
0.12 [Laughter]
0.12 here&;s a um here&;s a
0.12 here&;s a kangaroo looking at Spotify
0.12 hmm hip-hop oh oh wow oh wow oh wow that
0.12 was just as bad
0.12 wow
0.12 um
0.12 here&;s
0.12 here&;s a teacher in Southern California
0.12 educating her students on earthquakes
0.12 okay
0.12 okay class now
0.12 um you know what to do under the table
0.12 uh now I&;m gonna play a little song
0.12 to kick off the drill
0.12 music yeah yeah
0.12 I think the hip-hop one was better than
0.12 that one
0.12 damn
0.12 damn Luke
0.12 Luke scoffed at you that was a scarf
0.12 yeah maybe it wasn&;t maybe it wasn&;t
0.12 I tried though
0.12 man from the high court over there
0.12 have you seen Luke can you pull up Conor
0.12 McGregor&;s most recent Instagram post he
0.12 just put this up an hour ago yeah I was
0.12 watching it on my car and in my car
0.12 while I was driving oh well yeah
0.12 you&;re gonna love this
0.12 okay
0.12 I better because if I don&;t no no that&;s
0.12 dependent go to the fourth one that&;s as
0.12 much oh wait wait go back
0.12 down one the second one where he&;s
0.12 looking into the camera
0.12 one right underneath that nope yep
0.12 oh yeah
0.12 wait is there you play the sound for a
0.12 second
0.12 oh yeah it&;s composite positive positive
0.12 this dude is always showing [ __ ] man
0.12 isn&;t this good is always so in Cochran
0.12 why is he looking like that bro
0.12 how would you describe this for the uh
0.12 for the audio listeners
0.12 um I would describe man all right how&;d
0.12 I describe this okay picture Conor
0.12 McGregor right now picture being
0.12 forehead to forehead with Conor McGregor
0.12 and he&;s got a big old smile okay
0.12 picture him like almost cradling you a
0.12 little bit
0.12 in his arms oh you think he&;s holding
0.12 it&;s almost like he&;s holding you like a
0.12 baby okay and uh but he&;s also on an
0.12 exercise bike yeah yeah he&;s shirtless
0.12 he&;s pantsless
0.12 um and I think those could be boxer
0.12 briefs or just straight up underwear I
0.12 don&;t know
0.12 and uh he&;s pedaling showing [ __ ]
0.12 that&;s how I describe it and he&;s on a
0.12 yacht too yeah yeah oh and then he&;s
0.12 tilting the camera down at his bulge to
0.12 see you see it
0.12 and it the Bulge is also gyrating from
0.12 side to side yeah with the movement of
0.12 his legs from the exercise bike and then
0.12 he periodically Winks at you yeah what
0.12 what is the what&;s the music
0.12 yeah just play for a second we&;ll cry
0.12 we&;ll cut it out
0.12 probably irresistible
0.12 wow
0.12 wow
0.12 that&;s dude it&;s the he&;s losing it it&;s
0.12 the chance that&;s it&;s firing up that
0.12 Irish part of him
0.12 this does look like a gray workout
0.12 though
0.12 foreign
0.12 like oh [ __ ] Versace
0.12 tidy whities yeah doing an exercise bike
0.12 on a yacht bro the the post before
0.12 God fearing man
0.12 and then go to the next one
0.12 or not the next one that one
0.12 these were like three in a row like
0.12 within hours of each other yeah
0.12 [Music]
0.12 ah I see what he&;s doing oh so has he
0.12 done this before board yeah he&;s on that
0.12 part of the family vacation where you&;re
0.12 like [ __ ] I&;m bored yeah
0.12 I want to go home yeah
0.12 yeah he must be a a character
0.12 off camera
0.12 yeah anyways I thought you&;d enjoy that
0.12 oh yeah no I appreciate that man yeah no
0.12 problem I saw it and the first thing I
0.12 thought was Noel would love this oh dude
0.12 look at this athlete showing [ __ ]
0.12 it really is uh yeah yeah he&;s lonely up
0.12 there yeah
0.12 there&;s literally no one around him to
0.12 go bro
0.12 relax yeah
0.12 what are you training for
0.12 you you&;re not fighting this here
0.12 there&;s no fight this year
0.12 what&;s what&;s going on
0.12 so was he gonna fight and then
0.12 he was supposed to do the drug test in
0.12 December yeah and then there was
0.12 something with the
0.12 window of time for test right and then
0.12 he didn&;t do it right
0.12 or he wasn&;t able to right but he&;s
0.12 definitely on steroids right no
0.12 yes no no no no no no no no no
0.12 not Connor yeah he would never do that
0.12 yeah
0.12 it&;s just you know the face of his or
0.12 this the shape of his face just changed
0.12 yeah that happens sometimes he&;s eating
0.12 good yeah he&;s a fat man yeah
0.12 about that trunk mug which one the mug
0.12 shot oh yeah I think it&;s good
0.12 yeah
0.12 like it&;s all things considered it&;s
0.12 like a good mug shot it&;s a good meme
0.12 yeah it&;s [ __ ] he nailed it I just
0.12 like his he nailed it
0.12 like that&;s good
0.12 it&;s so good the angles on his eyes are
0.12 crazy man
0.12 yeah he looks like the rock nah man
0.12 I mean yes yes sorry yes but I just mean
0.12 the angle of his eyes
0.12 like they&;re I love the height and the
0.12 weight yeah so good oh it wasn&;t self
0.12 six two 215 pounds I think six three
0.12 solid but can you look it up because I
0.12 don&;t want to miss quote because it&;s
0.12 funny
0.12 because there&;s just no way it&;s true
0.12 and then it&;s like he&;s self-reported to
0.12 save time oh interesting yeah so are you
0.12 saying shorter
0.12 I think he&;s I think he&;s heavier than
0.12 that probably oh he&;s Hefty oh you think
0.12 he&;s thick
0.12 six foot three two fifteen like that&;s
0.12 pretty pretty lean that would be pretty
0.12 lean right yeah pretty felt I feel like
0.12 you have to be kind of built for that
0.12 yeah
0.12 true what true yeah or maybe you know we
0.12 don&;t know big guy wait we shouldn&;t
0.12 speak so confident wait what does it say
0.12 Trump&;s booking record declared the
0.12 former president&;s height to be six foot
0.12 three and his way 250 pounds 215 nearly
0.12 30 pounds lighter than his disclosed
0.12 weight at the time of his last Official
0.12 White House physical
0.12 he&;s been he&;s been cotton man yeah yeah
0.12 he was bulking back that nice cutting
0.12 yeah he&;s on the down yeah he&;s getting
0.12 ready for the stage sorry I&;m still
0.12 chuckling at us confidently speaking on
0.12 what it means actually I have no [ __ ]
0.12 idea we have no idea
0.12 I just added I was like what is it you
0.12 know whatever that is like four or five
0.12 inches taller than me just add times
0.12 that by 10 pounds yeah an inch yeah you
0.12 know we don&;t know what it&;s like up
0.12 there yeah
0.12 we&;re down here with the rest of us yeah
0.12 hovering hovering hovering around the
0.12 160.
0.12 165 you know how much you weighing right
0.12 now probably ass man what
0.12 is that a unit of weight yeah ass
0.12 yeah you get on the scale just says ass
0.12 yeah oh word yeah
0.12 it&;s just letting me know if I got it
0.12 yeah that&;s that&;s my scale yeah do I
0.12 still have it
0.12 am I still back there no ass damn it
0.12 yeah more squat
0.12 I&;m probably I&;m probably down again you
0.12 know
0.12 uh
0.12 I just need to care
0.12 yeah
0.12 the diet part I just can&;t care same
0.12 that&;s my biggest problem right now yeah
0.12 I&;m turning my ass off
0.12 but I just can&;t the diet you just can&;t
0.12 out train a bad diet you can&;t
0.12 but you you can game pretty easy
0.12 I gotta like gain gain weight yeah yeah
0.12 that&;s my we have opposite problems yeah
0.12 I have to like want to eat yeah I just
0.12 don&;t care I have to want to not to eat
0.12 you know
0.12 yeah it&;s so hard so hard food is is
0.12 such a chore it&;s a chore not to eat
0.12 food
0.12 it&;s just so boring you&;re just sitting
0.12 there it&;s the most fun thing on earth
0.12 no when it tastes good it&;s awesome yeah
0.12 no I&;m just I&;m saying the opposite of
0.12 what yeah
0.12 but it really does like it feels like
0.12 we&;re completely we have the same issues
0.12 but they&;re completely at the opposite
0.12 ends of the spectrum yeah if I committed
0.12 to eating I know I&;d shoot up to 165 and
0.12 I&;d be looking solid yeah and I would be
0.12 at 155 that&;s what that&;s where I want
0.12 to be why what why because it just would
0.12 make me faster like it&;s so much easier
0.12 to run faster and like shave time off
0.12 your
0.12 off your mile time if you&;re just
0.12 thinner
0.12 like and I&;m like I&;m training I&;m doing
0.12 all the speed work I have to and I&;m
0.12 getting faster but I knew like back when
0.12 I in November probably I was like around
0.12 158 or something like that and I was
0.12 just flying like it felt effortless yeah
0.12 and now it just feels like every time I
0.12 go out there it&;s like the hardest
0.12 workout ever yeah
0.12 so man we&;ll uh I gotta put you in the
0.12 cart sweat sweat you out a little bit
0.12 yeah it&;s pretty funny uh took my buddy
0.12 and his brother on Sunday
0.12 and uh they never carded before so did
0.12 the first session and they were like
0.12 yeah so like
0.12 is there anything we should be working
0.12 on like I kind of spun out but they I
0.12 could see they kind of were like so is
0.12 this it and they were in like some
0.12 slower carts
0.12 and then so I gave him some tips I&;m
0.12 like oh yeah if you don&;t hear the
0.12 limiter on the engine back there like
0.12 you&;re not going fast enough and
0.12 um if you&;re lifting here like you&;re
0.12 definitely not driving hard enough so I
0.12 gave them like two things to work on
0.12 get out the cars in the second session
0.12 and they&;re like
0.12 okay
0.12 so
0.12 yeah so yeah like the wheel is a lot
0.12 it&;s a lot heavier than on the third one
0.12 it&;s just like off their nose they&;re
0.12 like I think we&;re good
0.12 I was like yeah man
0.12 yeah
0.12 so maybe that&;ll take you down to 155.
0.12 you&;re just sweating sweat it all out
0.12 it&;s getting the sauna and
0.12 I&;m getting a good sauna yeah I&;m
0.12 excited about that so I will be sweating
0.12 yeah because I feel like I&;ve been doing
0.12 did I tell you like the cold plunge
0.12 started giving me like anxiety yeah so
0.12 I&;m like now I&;m scared of it oh look at
0.12 it I&;m like I can&;t do it this morning
0.12 you look at it and just hear a loud
0.12 ringing in your head yeah I do yeah you
0.12 just stared it&;s like
0.12 that literally happened before I think I
0.12 told you that but like that&;s what
0.12 happened after I did it and it gave me a
0.12 panic attack why because I I did it I
0.12 did the cold plunge and everything was
0.12 normal and then I get out and stand in
0.12 the shower and all of a sudden I hear
0.12 this crazy like one of my ears goes deaf
0.12 you know when that happens yeah like all
0.12 of a sudden it like you lose hearing
0.12 you&;re like what the [ __ ] and then you
0.12 just hear her ringing and I was like oh
0.12 no what&;s happening yeah and then I just
0.12 got this crazy panic attack that&;s the
0.12 tiddness man yeah the deadness that&;s
0.12 your deadness so now I&;m scared of it I
0.12 can&;t even walk near it
0.12 I can&;t even look in the direction of it
0.12 on a Halloween dude I&;m just gonna set
0.12 it up in here instead of your chair
0.12 he [ __ ] up he&;d be like no no no [ __ ]
0.12 we should do a whole episode in a
0.12 Copeland yeah dude I want to take a sip
0.12 of this tea but I&;m afraid because this
0.12 is one of those you know forever Hots oh
0.12 yeah this is Stanley that [ __ ] works
0.12 yeah it&;s crazy
0.12 Kelsey uses like a big ass one of those
0.12 for like her ice water and the ice
0.12 she&;ll leave that [ __ ] in her car and
0.12 110 degree heat in the valley
0.12 and then get in her car the next day and
0.12 there&;s still an ice cube in it I think
0.12 my straw melted
0.12 oh yeah damn it I just stained these
0.12 pants on my [ __ ] team and I&;m pissed
0.12 fans are sick thanks man
0.12 what are those
0.12 oh they&;re pants
0.12 they&;re brown brown pants yeah thank you
0.12 man yeah Google that when I get home
0.12 where to buy brown pants
0.12 no it turns out there&;s a bunch of
0.12 stores that sell these [ __ ]
0.12 um do tea stains come out tea stains
0.12 yeah do Pea stains come out bro that
0.12 should be
0.12 that&;s man is there like a t-spill
0.12 podcast called tea stains
0.12 I feel that would be a better one tea
0.12 stains yeah why I don&;t know it&;s just
0.12 cooler than spill yeah kind of this it&;s
0.12 kind of like the sequel yeah it&;s like
0.12 what happens after you spill yeah you
0.12 stain yeah
0.12 maybe there&;s like
0.12 double up on Stan yeah tea stain oh yeah
0.12 that&;s good that&;s stupid
0.12 that&;s good I I think I sent this the
0.12 CEO fires unpaid intern today has anyone
0.12 watched that
0.12 is it good is it funny
0.12 that didn&;t sound convincing
0.12 this is funny depending on who you are
0.12 we watch this and Cody&;s agreeing with
0.12 everyone what&;d you say yeah yeah I&;m
0.12 like what was their revenue like
0.12 Cody puts the CEO pants on
0.12 I&;m the business man
0.12 he puts on black slacks he&;s like I&;m
0.12 boss baby I&;m the boss baby
0.12 that&;s why I search business pants all
0.12 day yeah yeah still trying to find a
0.12 good pair yeah I&;m the boss baby yeah
0.12 imagine your CEO talking to you like
0.12 this yeah sure
0.12 what do you mean
0.12 like seriously
0.12 you knew we were gonna talk today if you
0.12 lost your [ __ ] mind yeah I knew that
0.12 we was going to talk today no no no no
0.12 no no no
0.12 this ain&;t how she work
0.12 they don&;t work like that when somebody
0.12 reaches out to you you the protocol the
0.12 process improves normal etiquette or
0.12 process and Protocol no more etiquette
0.12 is is that you say something you don&;t
0.12 just say nothing
0.12 that&;s not how this works look
0.12 honestly if you were anybody else I&;d
0.12 say [ __ ] you get the [ __ ] out of my
0.12 company that&;s what I did to my nephew
0.12 and that&;s my [ __ ] nephew that&;s my
0.12 blood
0.12 HR just
0.12 oh boy hey here we go oh boy just hell
0.12 of violations I love him you understand
0.12 what I&;m saying
0.12 you don&;t just not say anything
0.12 think that&;s [ __ ] do you understand that
0.12 I&;m sorry that you feel that way I just
0.12 knew that we&;re gonna get together today
0.12 I feel that way
0.12 if this is what you want to do resign
0.12 now with this [ __ ] you got going on is
0.12 disrespectful
0.12 I have to give credit to the CEO the way
0.12 he uses the word [ __ ] is hitting hard
0.12 it&;s hitting it&;s really it&;s hitting
0.12 hard yeah definitely I&;d be filming this
0.12 too [ __ ] mine yeah
0.12 bro yeah bro honestly the way you&;re
0.12 hitting that [ __ ]
0.12 bro are you the CEO or is this like uh
0.12 is this an audition
0.12 you are murdering this [ __ ] hold on keep
0.12 keep it going man keep that going I&;m
0.12 gonna send this around town this is
0.12 crazy what you&;re doing right here
0.12 I love when people
0.12 um
0.12 uh like when you see arguments online
0.12 and people will call out to someone that
0.12 is like a family like that or someone
0.12 that&;s close to them it&;s like I did
0.12 this to my best friend I kicked him in
0.12 the balls yeah and that&;s my best friend
0.12 it&;s like oh my God that&;s not you&;re
0.12 telling on yourself exactly don&;t say
0.12 [ __ ] like that I told my own blood to go
0.12 [ __ ] himself it&;s like that&;s not cool
0.12 yeah so what are you gonna do to me yeah
0.12 so what are you gonna do to me I kicked
0.12 my nephew in his ass yeah whole
0.12 I put my toe in his ass hole and that&;s
0.12 my nephew
0.12 as the CEO of this company I have the
0.12 mind to stick my whole knee in your ass
0.12 you ever seen perverse family
0.12 that&;s what I did to my nephew yeah they
0.12 did me an ass in in perverse family yeah
0.12 they did
0.12 what are you gonna do to me are we oh
0.12 nothing I like you I hate my family yeah
0.12 oh okay yeah no sorry you&;re cool man
0.12 sorry about this I&;m so pissed off about
0.12 my nephew so yeah that&;s why I&;m in such
0.12 a bad sorry I&;m triggered man you did
0.12 something that reminded me of my nephew
0.12 and it reminded me the time when I
0.12 kicked him in his [ __ ] nuts sorry let
0.12 me just come back down here your nephew
0.12 too that&;s my blood and I love him but I
0.12 had to kick him in the balls you know
0.12 how that goes right you know you have to
0.12 kick your own blood in the balls
0.12 you gotta Jam your foot and your
0.12 nephew&;s nuts you know how that goes
0.12 it&;s weird because they&;re small because
0.12 he&;s young you know he&;s only 15. they
0.12 haven&;t even fully come out yet yeah I
0.12 kicked him in the balls one of them
0.12 wasn&;t there my toe went up in his body
0.12 my toe was looking for the nut in his
0.12 stomach and that&;s my nephew you know
0.12 anyway sorry man you&;re cool yeah you&;re
0.12 cool so uh let&;s talk about that race
0.12 no
0.12 no no boring this is kind of
0.12 uncomfortable and and it drags it gets
0.12 stronger is this to go on for 11 minutes
0.12 so after the video ends someone talks
0.12 about it and there&;s context of how this
0.12 happened
0.12 and it&;s nine minutes of context
0.12 oh this seems like a bad story wait who
0.12 is this like a random guy that analyzes
0.12 this
0.12 yeah I think the who would watch a video
0.12 like this and talk about it for 10
0.12 minutes yeah yeah
0.12 nine minutes of context are you sure
0.12 hard cut so when he applied
0.12 oh right yes so it turns out he was his
0.12 nephew yeah which is that&;s the craziest
0.12 part yeah his own blood yeah so he&;s a
0.12 he said but then the guy in the video it
0.12 turns out is the other nephew of the
0.12 nephew so they&;re step nephews
0.12 [Music]
0.12 yeah that&;s
0.12 I it&;s just a lot I and I just kind of I
0.12 want the gist
0.12 you know yeah
0.12 is this this is why everyone&;s making
0.12 that&;s why CEOs are all making people
0.12 come back to the office yeah you know
0.12 yeah just so they can&;t film Zoom calls
0.12 yeah they can&;t get caught yelling at
0.12 their employees anymore yeah yeah CEO
0.12 gets caught asking for employees
0.12 underwear
0.12 um we&;re coming back into the office
0.12 foreign
0.12 we need to be at our desks
0.12 ready to go
0.12 that&;d be a good sketch a CEO
0.12 barking about how we need to go back in
0.12 office and we need to be professional we
0.12 need to run this company correctly thank
0.12 you and he stands up and turns around
0.12 he&;s got assless underwear
0.12 sitting at his computer so stupid
0.12 I laughed it was good
0.12 some stupid ass dumbass [ __ ] joke
0.12 I&;m such a [ __ ] idiot I&;m the type of
0.12 [ __ ] guy to take two and a half hours
0.12 to get to the [ __ ] no that&;s me and
0.12 that&;s not that bad
0.12 you know honestly I have to thank you
0.12 for that
0.12 because I was feeling kind of mid and
0.12 then when I saw that text I want to
0.12 thank
0.12 yeah no it&;s it&;s both of us now
0.12 that&;s just rude like that just
0.12 you want to make you feel better
0.12 honestly you want coffee I do actually
0.12 can we get coffee can we get mute this
0.12 can I can I smack that oh you got it
0.12 already
0.12 I was gonna I was gonna hijack his order
0.12 I was gonna make him get a vanilla latte
0.12 no but if if I have to wait what do you
0.12 mean like I&;m gonna order it now and
0.12 then wait for it we get it on the break
0.12 no but they have coffee right now right
0.12 you have one in hand right now
0.12 I need instant relief you know the least
0.12 patient person
0.12 can I just explain something really
0.12 quick oh yeah come on come on thank you
0.12 hey man I just want to say
0.12 as owners of an organization
0.12 we cannot use phrases like I need
0.12 instant relief
0.12 we can never talk like that okay if
0.12 you&;re on a zoom call yeah just
0.12 generally you can&;t
0.12 we can&;t come into this building and go
0.12 I need some instant relief
0.12 who&;s got instant relief for me people&;s
0.12 hands are gonna start trembling on their
0.12 computers like uh
0.12 what is he getting my own nephew gave me
0.12 instant relief
0.12 what does that mean sir
0.12 use your head don&;t make me
0.12 huh that&;s bad use your head
0.12 damn you pull your dick out on your boss
0.12 what the [ __ ] are you doing you said use
0.12 your head
0.12 [Music]
0.12 um
0.12 that&;s good calm down that&;s good holy
0.12 [ __ ] you hate the [ __ ] right there bro
0.12 eat the [ __ ]
0.12 bro was tasting a different type of
0.12 coffee bean
0.12 nice yeah
0.12 you know my favorite thing is when
0.12 there&;s like a political post on like
0.12 Tech talk
0.12 and like the comments are you know as a
0.12 Muslim I agree parentheses
0.12 I&;m a white man
0.12 it&;s so dumb but I love that [ __ ]
0.12 yeah dude that&;s good I mean you really
0.12 like you mouth that coffee you like that
0.12 yeah it&;s really good too it&;s strong we
0.12 all heard that right we all heard that
0.12 that
0.12 you moaned a little because I was
0.12 thinking about it
0.12 like
0.12 no I was thinking about it like on the
0.12 drive here you think about her yeah like
0.12 an hour into it that&;s usually when I
0.12 would hit my lips you know so I&;m
0.12 conditioned
0.12 it&;s an hour drive and then it&;s like
0.12 again instant relief it&;s my lips yeah
0.12 yeah
0.12 but then another hour and a half goes by
0.12 yeah and I still haven&;t had any instant
0.12 relief yeah
0.12 exactly
0.12 do you do you find this do you now
0.12 never
0.12 yeah I agree Asians like what wait what
0.12 now do you find that
0.12 whenever I&;m you know scrolling Twitter
0.12 you know you don&;t go on Twitter anymore
0.12 no I re-download so you&;re back on
0.12 you&;re back on and now I&;m back on I&;m
0.12 weaning myself you know I&;m in that
0.12 stage where it&;s like no I don&;t need it
0.12 I&;m used to not using it now yeah but
0.12 when someone sends a link I&;ll open it
0.12 and then I might as well scroll a little
0.12 bit yeah and it&;s just uh things are
0.12 going downhill for me fast I just I was
0.12 scrolling some viral like like some
0.12 tweet that blew up I was just scrolling
0.12 replies and there was a
0.12 graphic only fans promotion oh yeah and
0.12 I just I don&;t know
0.12 I feel
0.12 everyone inevitably like you hit a point
0.12 with porn I&;m a girl or a guy it was a
0.12 woman okay I was a young woman and for
0.12 porn just becomes like become if it&;s
0.12 just so absurd
0.12 her face is covered in semen dude it&;s
0.12 like and she&;s like
0.12 it&;s just just on your feed oh it was
0.12 just like in the replies like she&;s like
0.12 trying to promote her [ __ ] like it was
0.12 like she&;s trying to tag what people
0.12 were talking about like yeah you know
0.12 like do you want to see glazed what you
0.12 know yeah yeah and you&;re like whoa whoa
0.12 it kind of reminds me of this clip I saw
0.12 yesterday where it was It was a it was
0.12 like a young entrepreneur&;s event in
0.12 Baltimore and there&;s this older lady
0.12 there probably like mid 50s
0.12 and they&;re playing Back That Ass Up
0.12 and she&;s just kind of standing you know
0.12 kind of vibing to the music and it&;s
0.12 filmed on a phone and they&;re just kind
0.12 of filming the event and the camera pans
0.12 back she is chest to concrete
0.12 bouncing her ass up and like what so at
0.12 the beginning of the video she&;s
0.12 standing up okay and then in the when
0.12 the camera it pans away when it pans
0.12 back to her
0.12 okay like humping the ground yeah like
0.12 shaking on a business event yeah okay
0.12 yeah yeah and then the DJ says the
0.12 funniest [ __ ] ever she&;s like whoa whoa
0.12 whoa whoa we cannot
0.12 have Auntie on the floor
0.12 damn what you do
0.12 uh the video just like cut there
0.12 on the floor yeah
0.12 but it that&;s how somebody can find the
0.12 wrong yeah that&;s how that Twitter reply
0.12 felt imagine the
0.12 like physical
0.12 manifestation of that of that like uh
0.12 interaction like people are just talking
0.12 like someone says something and they&;re
0.12 like yeah I don&;t think that&;s what I&;m
0.12 saying yeah do you guys see Trump&;s mug
0.12 shot
0.12 everyone&;s like yeah man I thought it
0.12 was pretty funny yeah dude he looked
0.12 like this thing they hold up an image of
0.12 like a meme or whatever and then some
0.12 girl just like walks out of the another
0.12 room with a face full of comments like
0.12 you should check out my only fan
0.12 everyone&;s like okay
0.12 I bet
0.12 oh
0.12 it smells like coconut water in here
0.12 [Laughter]
0.12 does it come smell
0.12 um yeah bro and I guess yeah it does
0.12 have a
0.12 it doesn&;t stink no but it&;s got it
0.12 yeah yeah it does the chlorine that&;s
0.12 good yeah
0.12 that&;s good yeah semen or come I saw
0.12 something
0.12 it&;s coming Webster yo
0.12 semen or come come otherwise known as
0.12 [ __ ] that&;s the medical term right come
0.12 wait term or term that&;s such like a
0.12 high school science video thing semen or
0.12 come typically has a faint smell caused
0.12 by a mixture of chemicals such as citric
0.12 acid and calcium it may also smell
0.12 slightly sweet as it contains fructose a
0.12 strong fishy odor might stem from an
0.12 infection imagine about like the semen
0.12 smell and you&;re like dude it smells
0.12 like fish
0.12 [Laughter]
0.12 dude mine always smells like rotten
0.12 halibut what dude you don&;t get that
0.12 come on right anyone else can they can
0.12 anyone else relate it&;s just a roll of
0.12 sushi
0.12 tastes like how my [ __ ] smells
0.12 um
0.12 so there was a I saw somebody hold up a
0.12 very sweet smell maybe a sign of
0.12 diabetes
0.12 if your nut tastes like [ __ ] birthday
0.12 cake it&;s diabetes that&;s that&;s kind of
0.12 crazy
0.12 huh whoa
0.12 um I saw this Tick Tock or something
0.12 that was like girls can always tell that
0.12 a dude has jerked off
0.12 oh how because they can like smell it
0.12 really uh yeah how I honestly am curious
0.12 as to if that&;s true interesting
0.12 because I just think it&;d be a classic
0.12 thing like dudes all along or like
0.12 thinking that we&;re just getting away
0.12 with it but we&;re just dumb you know and
0.12 girls are just like I [ __ ] know you
0.12 tripped off in the shower this morning
0.12 yeah
0.12 this is your you know yeah you&;re
0.12 walking your wife just walks by don&;t
0.12 get the drain pregnant
0.12 [Laughter]
0.12 what
0.12 what
0.12 so don&;t get I know you [ __ ] [ __ ]
0.12 in the drain
0.12 no I didn&;t
0.12 trying to
0.12 yeah
0.12 what don&;t don&;t be preposterous
0.12 just freaking out overly freaking out no
0.12 I did I did not I didn&;t I didn&;t
0.12 wait what do you think I&;m a [ __ ]
0.12 degenerate I didn&;t jerk off I [ __ ]
0.12 jerk off in the [ __ ] drain you&;re
0.12 crazy disgusting
0.12 ladies you know how you uh
0.12 you know it&;s a funny meme like a prank
0.12 to pull in your man
0.12 really like really hunt for an apartment
0.12 with a flat shower drain
0.12 like in the center okay
0.12 because that&;s like
0.12 that&;s like that that Oh you mean like
0.12 the one where what do you mean flat like
0.12 it&;s flat like there&;s no real slope
0.12 okay like what&;s he gonna do like [ __ ]
0.12 [ __ ] and stop it [ __ ] stomp it through
0.12 [ __ ] get in there you&;re gonna catch
0.12 awful stomp it through dude you&;ll catch
0.12 that&;s the worst get one without like
0.12 big holes you know that too but it just
0.12 stays on top I&;m just saying dude like
0.12 and get one that&;s particularly Square
0.12 yeah so it&;s flat and square you&;ll
0.12 catch them every time just backed up in
0.12 the corner
0.12 she&;s like hello
0.12 are you are you jerking off in the
0.12 shower no
0.12 no
0.12 just this Corner&;s hotter
0.12 the water hits better over here
0.12 why are you why do you have a boner
0.12 this is warm
0.12 bro
0.12 now I&;m just laughing at it
0.12 a couple like the the wife
0.12 is like in the shower she notices the
0.12 shower&;s not draining she&;s like honey
0.12 call the plumber the shower&;s not
0.12 draining and the guy just a single tear
0.12 he&;s like
0.12 okay
0.12 because he knows plumber gets there just
0.12 puts a snake in
0.12 and just a core of jizz and hair just
0.12 oh that was a bad visual sorry dude oh
0.12 my god
0.12 oh that was rough like he&;s just like an
0.12 Antarctic Ice core just odd yeah that&;s
0.12 your problem right there it&;s full of
0.12 comfort
0.12 I&;m right there somebody&;s been coming
0.12 in the drain well it looks like years
0.12 this looks like a fluorescent bulb yeah
0.12 yeah what do you want to do with this I
0.12 can melt it down
0.12 we can melt it down recycle it
0.12 take a sample yeah send it to a lab you
0.12 might want to keep this actually
0.12 yeah yeah another like 70 years old
0.12 honey the shower isn&;t draining
0.12 okay
0.12 I&;ll call the plumber
0.12 it&;s time to come clean
0.12 nice yeah dude oh my God yeah
0.12 oh man yeah that&;s like my shower never
0.12 sometimes Elena will kind of jokingly be
0.12 like you beaten off in here okay I laugh
0.12 I go absolutely not that&;s like our
0.12 shower it&;s pretty much flat oh okay
0.12 okay and it&;s like tile the only reason
0.12 you&;re not doing it is just like the com
0.12 Logistics I mean
0.12 yeah dude I&;m I&;m pretty like otherwise
0.12 I [ __ ] would be no yeah I&;m
0.12 definitely about convenience yeah yeah
0.12 I if dude I&;m not [ __ ]
0.12 yeah well I was gonna say it&;s tiled
0.12 so if I like I had to explain this to
0.12 her because I&;m like
0.12 I&;m like you don&;t understand come
0.12 like she&;s she&;s never beat off so she
0.12 doesn&;t get like dealing with it okay
0.12 yeah so
0.12 I laughed and said if I&;m if I&;m jacking
0.12 off in here it&;s it&;s got to be like a
0.12 sorry go ahead it&;s got to be in like a
0.12 like a tissue or something like this is
0.12 the least beat-offable shower because
0.12 you have to like it&;s flat it&;s Sweet
0.12 Child yeah no bro it&;ll get in like the
0.12 grooves I could be down there with a
0.12 toothbrush like all right get in there
0.12 get in there
0.12 and then then like she has tons of hair
0.12 so that [ __ ] just like it hangs at the
0.12 top of the drain yeah so there&;s a it&;d
0.12 just be a just be a pancake there
0.12 I&;m not dealing
0.12 yeah I&;m not feeling yeah [ __ ]
0.12 tapioca pudding yeah you know yeah
0.12 so I just go play Counter-Strike instead
0.12 like it&;s just
0.12 you know
0.12 yeah jerk off my computer like a normal
0.12 guy
0.12 I don&;t know man whacking it is like
0.12 I&;ve done it yeah who cares like at this
0.12 point hey I&;m done yeah I&;m kind of done
0.12 like I&;ve been kind of done whacking
0.12 yeah I&;ve jerked off all you can really
0.12 you know there&;s nothing else
0.12 yeah like
0.12 that&;s how it feels yeah
0.12 who cares dude
0.12 who cares I&;m gonna come yeah seriously
0.12 oh cool yeah that&;s fun it&;s the dumbest
0.12 [ __ ] ever jerking off it takes seven
0.12 minutes and you&;re [ __ ] tired you
0.12 ruined your day yeah is the point yeah
0.12 that&;s true for seven minutes you&;re
0.12 like [ __ ] man and then for the
0.12 subsequent hours you&;re like wait what
0.12 did you say to who yeah and there&;s
0.12 regret too yeah there&;s definitely
0.12 regret yeah it&;s the most especially
0.12 when you get like older you&;re like what
0.12 the [ __ ] am I doing yeah that&;s what
0.12 that&;s what that&;s what the previous two
0.12 hours or like the preceding two hours
0.12 are just like what the [ __ ]
0.12 don&;t jerk off yeah yeah I just like
0.12 office for your 20s it really is
0.12 durkin&;s for the 20s man
0.12 you know you know this is
0.12 I I think we could say that because
0.12 we&;re in like committed relationships
0.12 yeah yeah definitely yeah married men
0.12 married men just don&;t jerk or maybe
0.12 yeah that&;s what it is if you&;re married
0.12 you just don&;t yeah I mean you you might
0.12 you might but it&;s like who cares might
0.12 yeah
0.12 I just want to be personally I don&;t
0.12 care to yeah it&;s gonna [ __ ] my day up
0.12 yeah
0.12 yeah I agree I&;m with you same page
0.12 it&;s gonna [ __ ] my day up yeah I&;m
0.12 jerking off today it&;s gonna [ __ ] my day
0.12 up that&;s that&;s literally me every day
0.12 like I&;ve had basically the equivalent
0.12 of sitting in a car for two and a half
0.12 hours yes it really is yeah yeah
0.12 I jerked off in the car though yeah yeah
0.12 that&;s why I&;ve ruined my day yeah
0.12 all right
0.12 um that&;s it for this one all right
0.12 we&;re gonna go jack off now yeah
0.12 jerking off is really so stupid that&;s
0.12 so stupid it&;s so stupid
0.12 uh she&;s like it&;s [ __ ] oh it&;s 10
0.12 a.m
0.12 hell no hell no I&;m a morning person
0.12 absolutely I know you are you&;re crazy
0.12 that&;s when I do everything bro you&;re
0.12 crazy
0.12 I don&;t do [ __ ] at night
0.12 beating off at 7am
0.12 that is a wild hour to be yakking it man
0.12 unless you&;re a construction worker so
0.12 why&;d you say it ruins your day then
0.12 what time are you doing it at if you do
0.12 it before five at you know but seven is
0.12 wild I think three or four is weirder
0.12 PM yes why
0.12 because that&;s like I don&;t know like
0.12 you&;re about to sit down for dinner
0.12 that&;s like turn down that&;s [ __ ]
0.12 weird yeah yeah yeah we have a
0.12 reservation at five okay
0.12 [Laughter]
0.12 no
0.12 that&;s right
0.12 wake up we&;re [ __ ] we&;re late sorry
0.12 sorry
0.12 are you hungry I don&;t know what the
0.12 [ __ ] I am you know I&;m just filled with
0.12 regret yeah
0.12 what&;s the ideal jerk off time
0.12 what
0.12 okay we can talk about it in the bonus
0.12 fine
0.12 you have [ __ ] fine Jesus Christ I
0.12 guess so dude
0.12 wait who am I yeah the 22 year old yeah
0.12 bro I&;m [ __ ] I&;m a Nut right here
0.12 and then I&;m gonna go to class and learn
0.12 about Christianity yeah yeah
0.12 nutting is honestly fire yeah
0.12 who am I yeah 22 year old yeah yo
0.12 yesterday I came
0.12 oh he&;s a 22 year old yeah
0.12 yo yesterday this chick stood me up so I
0.12 came in a in a tissue paper
0.12 and then I played valorent until 4am
0.12 what&;d you get up to last night [ __ ]
0.12 busted or not
0.12 what are you doing tonight busting yeah
0.12 more nuts yeah
0.12 you know yeah it&;s just dumb yeah
0.12 Stephen yeah
0.12 that&;s how it is to me yeah oh my God
0.12 you know
0.12 crazy oh my God I&;m gonna come yeah you
0.12 and everyone else man
0.12 you and everyone else
0.12 it&;s all about you yeah
0.12 cool man this is your or you&;re reaching
0.12 climax cool this is me watching porn I&;m
0.12 gonna come oh wow yeah yeah somebody put
0.12 on a [ __ ] parade yeah oh two of these
0.12 people are gonna come hoorah
0.12 nobody cares yeah
0.12 and then I start crying no one cares
0.12 when I come huh no one cares and I
0.12 [ __ ] come
0.12 that&;s why I don&;t jerk off because I&;m
0.12 I&;m mostly upset that no no one pays
0.12 attention to me when I come
0.12 oh man this is going to a dark place I&;m
0.12 crying yeah about to bust a nut and I&;m
0.12 like I&;m gonna come too
0.12 yeah you definitely come after
0.12 the ladies yeah yeah the men always yeah
0.12 right the men are waiting yeah exactly
0.12 no whenever you&;re ready whenever you&;re
0.12 ready I&;m just
0.12 keeping it down
0.12 whenever you&;re ready
0.12 yeah it&;s always funny when the snake
0.12 comes out of the coffee can huh yeah
0.12 that that old prank or that&;s it
0.12 yeah what do you mean sexually yeah when
0.12 you do just [ __ ] let&;s just
0.12 [Laughter]
0.12 we can watch a movie yeah yeah
0.12 put it back in there&;s no putting it
0.12 back in no it&;s going back in me now the
0.12 prank is it&;s a one-way prank
0.12 Ryan stop jerking off while you&;re
0.12 looking at us today we&;ll end the
0.12 episode
0.12 holy [ __ ]
0.12 just tell me what&;s the ideal time
0.12 no for jerking off
0.12 I can&;t I don&;t think I can legally ask
0.12 you that question actually yeah all
0.12 right see in the bonus
0.12 bye this week
0.12 here&;s noelle&;s dark Reddit post for the
0.12 week oh my God are you joking I&;m gonna
0.12 laugh this is insane we talked about
0.12 some disgusting [ __ ] that was the most
0.12 disgusting thing that we&;ve seen thus
0.12 far what&;s the
0.12 for a membership at tmgstudios.tv
0.12 [Laughter]
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